Pinch and Pull

When a female wakes up with a growling stomach from bubble guts after a very hard night of partying (usually in Mexico) and has to take a massive steamer. In her diminutive trek to the toilet, she uncomfortably realizes she still has a tampon jammed in the clam, fully drenched and swollen, pulsing like a toe with gangrene. She urgently sits down on the cold porceline, her stomach is growling, and there is a dirty dangling tampon string. She has to act fast and relieve herself so she pinches a hot, steaming log off and pulls out a huge bloody cyst like tampon.

The true test is to find out if all of this can make it down on the first flush.

If she is a true savage, she will leave her bloody panties on the floor and won't bother flushing toilet.

woke up in the morning cause I had to pee, walked into the bathroom and almost vomited. My roommate Julie pinch and pulled and didn't flush.

by Smokestacks May 16, 2018

The Ernst Pullout

When you use a wholesome reason (something Ernst Kirchsteiger could have done on his show) as a legit excuse to not follow a potential hookup home.

Last weekend when Alex's horny coworker wanted to take him home, he declined because he wanted to have his own coffee in the morning. He did The Ernst Pullout.

by Dr Panini July 29, 2018

The Ernst Pullout

Saying no to sex because of a wholesome reason.

-Did you hear that Alex did The Ernst Pullout?
-What did he do?
-He said no to his hot coworker that wanted to take him home, because he wanted to drink his own coffee roast next morning...

by Dr Panini August 7, 2018

den Mehmet zu pullen

Conter any statement, question or insult by pulling the race card, even tho it makes no sense at all, and the only one being reacist or prejudice is yourself.

Person 1: Hey Mehmet, can you hand me the book?
Mehmet: Nur weil ich Türke bin, amk, was für Affen.
Person 1: ???
Person 1: Man, du bist schon wieder dabei den Mehmet zu pullen

by FuckingRetards101 November 16, 2018

California Tractor Pull

When a man sticks his cock in a womans ass, then the woman sprints. Until the man ejaculates in her ass

That hooker gave me a real good "California Tractor Pull" last night

by The bigges big boi January 2, 2019

Fireman’s Pull

When trying to stimulate a man but with intent not to orgasm, the partner slowly and gently pulls the entire length of the shaft of the penis

“ hey baby, while we’re in the movie theater give me a fireman’s pull a few times so I’ll be ready for you later”

by Joe Bloker May 19, 2019

Arabian Raccoon Pull

When you shove a racoon in your friends ass so they can no longer shit and then wait 3-4 days and during sex you pull the raccoon out so a fountain of shit spews everywhere.

Bro im finna Arabian Raccoon Pull Shawn tonight IM SCHLEEP

by Zoodonym May 19, 2019