Riley Lawson (Gay with a tiny cock)

Think he's a dilf, but he's not
He's really ugly and annoying and his cock is 1cm
He also get's absolutely no bitches whatsoever and is horny 24/7

Riley Lawson (Gay with a tiny cock): Damn my cock is so big!
Anyone: You wish riley lawson you piece of shit kys

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Cock Mongler

a word used to describe african amercan specimens with large bulbous penises

have you seen geoffrey recently?

yeah hes a cock mongler

by Wannabe Black June 13, 2017

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someone who loves something so much that they defend everything about it and try to make it seem better, alternative to dick rider

"shut the fuck up Timmy you cock mongler, the holocaust will always be a fucking abysmal tragedy!"

by Upright Almond June 04, 2023

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anyone who sucks willy up like a black hole

james; that girl is a cock mongler
laura; yeah my cock got mongled

by philputsthedindan March 28, 2018

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When a black dude rams you with the lights off.

Omg Becky, Tyquon shadow-cocked me so hard last night night.

by Kmart1063 May 02, 2016

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Most likely in a prison shower, you get stuck in between the wall/floor and a big man with a big erect penis

So how was your stay at the penitentiary Johnny?
I dropped the soap and got stuck In between a cock and a hard place!

by Tony_Pepporoni December 23, 2022

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When a man squats and inverts his penis then squeezes his abs so tight he nuts

Last night I Lithuanian Cock wrenched at the gym it was so good

by Ranchapplebottom September 26, 2022

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