The Saddest Man Alive

A math teacher whom never has sex with his attractive wife, and thus takes out his pitiful frustrations upon his students in the form of jackassness, stubbornness, and overall unfairness. Graduating from a mediocre college at best, this man replaces techinical terms with those such as "this guy" and "squiggly wiggly" then questions why not many of his students make 5's on the AP exam. He is the lowest in society's food chain and should be publicly curbed.

Today Mr. Fown was a huge jackass, man he is so damn tall, like some kind of freak, and he never wears anything but pants, even in the dead of the summer, what does he have to hide? I bet he never has sex with his wife...the jackass, hey you want to go take a dumb in his car? ok let's go.

by unknown solja January 7, 2004

The man with 100 names!!!

A mysterious man in black cloak. Said to be a stalker, have a 100 names so no body will know who he is.

I saw a man who keeps changing his name, wears a black cloak and stalks me at night.

by YangJin October 21, 2003

bitch made man

a man who has is forced to surrender his penis due to extreme bitch ass remarks from the woman!

werma vireless is a bitch made man

by mark ass trick 4 life September 12, 2006

ramblin man

a man who rambles constantly. see "ramblar".

Stop ramblin, you fucking ramblin man ramblar.

by Jamesly P. Q. Mephisto the Stafford Esquire the fo August 25, 2003

1 min man

when some one dosent last long!!

when spidy dosent last long!!!!you know who im talking about!!!!!!1

by jackie June 12, 2003

Schwans Man

A man in a tan truck that delievers frosty frozen dairy treats to little kids. The truck has lots of doors and is so fucking freezing cold inside. He is often a petafile.

O shit, the Schwans Man wants to rape Colten and Jesse's assholes!

by RT3manistee1 March 7, 2009

Scared Man Split

Often seen in horror movies, it is a person's impulse or want to split up and/or investigate a dangerous situation for no apparent reason, often resulting in the death of one or both parties involved.

*On Screen*
"Alright guys, let's split up."
~One man goes one way, and the other heads right into the room where they heard a gun shot.~

Man in the Audience:
"Dude, he just pulled a scared man split! He's gonna die."

by nellygrl August 10, 2009