I’m a complicated ass bitch and asked the bartender to make me something fruity but like a Moscow mule so she gave me “Sex in Moscow”.
by Sexinmoscow June 10, 2022

by H3110Ch1ldr3n September 21, 2021

be honest you looked up sex to find something funny,to see what people wrote or to be horny or you might just not know what it means and some of you might be showing your friends what it means
by writingwhatmadeyoulookthisup October 15, 2021

sex, probably something you’ll never have because YOU LOOKED IT UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY????!!!! WHO DOES THAT!?!?!
by bahabeebo January 6, 2022

when you have anal sex with someone who doesn't wash their ass and your penis disintegrates from the generated acid in the anus over time
by amipikoooyesiam April 7, 2024

when you penetrate a living organism of the kind exemplified by trees, shrubs, herbs, grasses, ferns, and mosses, typically growing in a permanent site, absorbing water and inorganic substances through its roots, and synthesizing nutrients in its leaves by photosynthesis using the green pigment chlorophyll with a male erectile organ of copulation by which urine and semen are discharged from the body and that develops from the same embryonic mass of tissue as the clitoris and your penis gets infected and has thorns sticking on to it with it still bleeding but you still keep on penetrating the plant.
by plantsix February 17, 2021

This is a controversial day when if you look like sex on legs you can do anything you want and not take blame nor punishment for it.
Beth: *eats a sock and a dinosaur*
Taya: how dare you
Me: it’s sex on legs day she can do whatever she wants
Taya: how dare you
Me: it’s sex on legs day she can do whatever she wants
by Kalicia7 December 25, 2020
