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Jeff syndrome

When you ship a car worth nothing and freak out from the moment it gets picked up. You think that someone is trying to steal your car and you are very upset and confused that no one is updating you every second of the process.
man that guy suffers from Jeff Syndrome
by redmanrunning23 June 2, 2022
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PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME

when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.
Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone

Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?

Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 3, 2023
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Somalien Syndrome

The Somalien Syndrome is a prevalent phenomenon in the camel-piss drinking and hyena meat consuming ethnic group in the Horn of Africa. They actively claim Ethiopian, Sudanese and Eritrean history and report people they disagree with on TikTok. Be aware of them because they predominately live in Minneapolis suburbs.
Person 1: "Hey look at that Somalien with his large forehead claiming other people's history and land"
Person 2: "This guy probably suffers from the Somalien syndrome"
by .vl12 September 24, 2023
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Morning Tard Syndrome

Is your body is awake but your brain is just not quite there yet.
Don't try to have a conversation still I've had my coffee due to my morning tard syndrome making me unable to focus on you.
by Lord Corpse February 14, 2025
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matfyz syndrome

Matfyz syndrome come from the mathematical-physical faculty of Charles University in Prague. Where they teach very complicated math.

It means that you are so good in complicated math, equations and such that you start to forget things like division/multiplication sometimes even additions like 53+92, or substraction like 68-392. Caused by using calculator too much.
64+7 is 70? It's 71, you are starting to have the matfyz syndrome. You shouldn't use the calculator that much.
by TheLizatkk August 6, 2024
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inflatable head syndrome

A disease in humans that causes the victim to believe that everything they say or do is ultimately correct.

Symptoms may include arrogance, aggressive behavior, self imposing of deity-like traits, and in some rare cases, jaundice. More case studies reveal that IHS can be linked to anxiety, eating disorders, and other mental health disorders that are similar to ADHD.
Person 1: I've come to ignore President Trump's bravado, mostly because of my belief that he has inflatable head syndrome.
Person 2: Well maybe you have it too!
by robthesaxplayer November 17, 2018
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Younger Sibling Syndrome

When a younger sibling constantly feels inferior to their older sibling.
there always compared to their sibling, it’s a clear case of Younger Sibling Syndrome
by Imhotandurnot November 14, 2022
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