why me not you

A phrase people use when they don't like that they have to do something and not someone else.

I have jury duty? why me not you?

by realwordmaker24 December 1, 2018

me me

A me me is a beautiful thing. It is a sweet and innocent meme. Not to be confused with a memae.

Person 1: did you here gabe the dog died
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: he was an awesome me me

by OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF June 11, 2018

You are not being manipulated by me

Stop trying to misrepresent what is happening here. You are only doing it because you think I am misrepresenting your bullshit religion.

Hym "Stop doing therapist tactics on me you fucking clown you are not being manipulated by me. That is not what is happening here. I cannot and will live this and should not be expected to. I will not change until you address my legitimate grievance and if you had done that in the first place those kids in Texas would not be dead. I'm going to contact the parents of those kids and I'm going to tell them that rare forms of schizophrenia ARE NOT REAL and you are LYING to defend your bullshit profession. You will do what I am telling you to do therapy freak or you're going to have another death to cover up. It isn't a trick. I CAN tell you what to do and you CAN just to it. And if you HAD done that in the first place those kids would not be dead. I have already told you what I am not doing to do."

by Hym Iam April 9, 2025

Piss Me A River

A phrase used when someone complains too much and doesn't know how to be quiet. Better vesion of "Cry Me A River".

A- I want to go home! Please can we go home

B- No

A- Please

B- Oh Piss Me A River! I dont care, be quiet!

by Piss Expert,aka The Pee Goblin July 13, 2022

Me

intelligent
astute
brainy
bright
brilliant
creative
imaginative
inventive
knowledgeable
original
perceptive
rational
resourceful
smart
well-informed
wise
able
acute
alert
alive
all there
apt
calculating
capable
clever
comprehending
deep
discerning
enlightened
exceptional
highbrow
ingenious
instructed
keen
knowing
penetrating
perspicacious
profound
quick
quick-witted
ready
reasonable
responsible
sage
sharp
thinking
together
understanding
whiz
witty

ME.

by KeeganS1 January 17, 2022

thumb me dumbly

Thumb me dumbly is the acting of taking the nearest mentally challenged person (or group of persons depending on how fucked up you are) and having he/she/them insert their thumbs into your anal cavity

Guy 1: so what did you get up to last weekend bro?
Guy 2: I went to the loony bin and got a few retards to thumb me dumbly
Guy 1: you’re a sick little cunt you are

by Hugelymassivedick February 14, 2019

They all love me...they all show love but until I see that happen, I am still the bomb, bruh

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They all love me...they all show love but until I see that happen, I am still the bomb, bruh

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 27, 2025