Love shat

When you’re so sexually excited, you shit yourself. From the classic B52’s song. “Love shat, baby love shat!”
….My Mrs was so horny the other night, she love shat!
by Matt!1 September 29, 2021
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Mrs Love

Used to be a hoe in college and gained weight as age got the better of her. Very straight brows and enjoys yeeting kids and their aspirations into the green wheelie bin. Located in the maths office hermitting around a packet of Jaffa cakes.
"hey kids, it's Mrs Love here. lets learn how to slit our wrists :))))"
by yeehawdaddymomyum April 30, 2019
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magnetic love

It's when you have a relationship with someone else that makes everybody around you jealous.
Guy: "Boy, that guy is so lucky! His girlfriend is the famous girl in the school! I hate him."
SomeoneOverThere: "Yeah! It's like a magnetic love that attracts everyone! He's such a lucky one. I wish I could be him!"
by Chrononimo July 24, 2018
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I love Kelly Willy

Something you say to a homie that has a hot mom fr ong
by ilovekellywillyfrong January 06, 2025
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bug spray love

when you love someone a little more than a friend, but not enough as a lover
tom: we’ve been talking for a while i think i love you, but not fully just more than friends
sarah: so you bug spray love me?

tom: yeah i bug spray love you
by bugspraylova123 January 26, 2024
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love lighter

a love lighter is when you be eatin that ass so aggressively that it starts to form flames around the anus.
i be having her do a handstand so i can stand up and go crazy, gave her two love lighters
by shmava January 29, 2024
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Gipsy please
Won't you give me
The secret key
Of life's mistery
She said
Gipsy girl
won't you unfurl
the flag of life
before my eyes
And she said
Then you read my hands
Then you read my eyes
Said I am a man
Who must learn to cry
Then you took the cards
Then tear a deck of truth
Gazed towards the stars
Said I must learn to lose
Gipsy love
Oh can't you see
That you are the one
I really need
She said I need
First hand experience
In second hand love
I need
First hand experience
In second hand love
Then you read my hands
Then you read my eyes
Said I am a man
Who must learn to cry
Then you took the cards
Then tear a deck of truth
Gazed toward the stars
Said I must learn to lose
Gipsy please
I won't be
Lover of you
Oh tell me please

First Hand Experience In Second Hand Love
by Death Menace August 31, 2023
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