Noun: A bold claim on how or why something is or isn't, when you are blatantly wrong. False confidence in a false fact.
Person 1: Hey what are those balls on the telephone lines for?
Person 2: They keep tension on the lines. For sure.
Person 1: *googles it* Thats just not even a little true
Person 2: Wait really? Weird.
Person 1: That was a pretty bad tension ball...
Person 2: They keep tension on the lines. For sure.
Person 1: *googles it* Thats just not even a little true
Person 2: Wait really? Weird.
Person 1: That was a pretty bad tension ball...
by not_who_you_think_i_am_ September 5, 2016
Get the Tension Ballmug. Where is that Russell ball? He promised me a good time but stole the change out my purse and left me underwhelmed
by Mwhite69 January 2, 2024
Get the Russell ballmug. a great forgot gamer who has been influencing the gaming world with his sussy plays.
In fortnite he was known for his tactical play called the "kundigrabber" where he boxed a innocent sole and them tickled and grabbed his kundi with a drum gun .
in rocket league he was known for his mega sus ariel hits in the air called the "bumhole blinker" where he does tripple musty dusty flicks.
he had nicknames also known as "biriyan bumhole" and "kusra jimbob".
this ledgend will stay with all gamers...
we all love big ball eater 69
In fortnite he was known for his tactical play called the "kundigrabber" where he boxed a innocent sole and them tickled and grabbed his kundi with a drum gun .
in rocket league he was known for his mega sus ariel hits in the air called the "bumhole blinker" where he does tripple musty dusty flicks.
he had nicknames also known as "biriyan bumhole" and "kusra jimbob".
this ledgend will stay with all gamers...
we all love big ball eater 69
"OMG IS THAT THE LEDGEND BIG BALL EATER 69?!?"
" Yes sirrr hes the ledgend hes the sus one for all of us!"
" Yes sirrr hes the ledgend hes the sus one for all of us!"
by Xx_crispyting2746_xX February 19, 2022
Get the big ball eater 69mug. Having so much sex as to the point where it’s painful. It’s reported 99.999% of urban dictionary users have never and will never experience red balls.
by filmcomic July 30, 2021
Get the red ballsmug. by Shaym27 April 5, 2016
Get the ditty ballmug. A person who simply MUST touch the ball no matter the circumstances, cost or consequences. This mainly referse to ball sport.
We lost that game because instead of letting Richard score, Bob decided he had to kick the ball into our own goal because he was ball horny.
Bob is too ball horny and ruins the game for his own team.
Bob is too ball horny and ruins the game for his own team.
by ddddddgsadasfAsh McNordmann May 10, 2019
Get the Ball hornymug. The act of dropping a bowling ball on a Zoophile or similar offenders Dick, crushing it and destroying it.
by xRyco February 5, 2022
Get the Cock N Ball Torturemug.