Shaken-Whore Syndrome

When you’re too rough during sex and give a whore brain damage from the sheer aggressiveness. Symptoms are similar to those of Shaken-Baby Syndrome.

“I fucked her so hard I gave her some brain damage, call it Shaken-Whore Syndrome.”

by Goth_FeBreze May 5, 2024

Phantom Pick Syndrome

Phantom Pick Syndrome happens when you feel like you have a pick in your hair, but in all actuality, you don't.

"I feel like i have a hair pick in my afro, must be Phantom Pick Syndrome."

by blamebreadmaker July 28, 2024

Purple Syndrome Tuggy

Receiving a hand job from a woman with down syndrome, whom may squeeze the meat too tightly causing oxygenation issues to the meat, leading to your meat turning purple.

It's been a rough week brother, I need a purple syndrome tuggy to free my mind. Dude be careful, she's a strong one, you could end up with a purple syndrome tuggy out of that.

by MrDrock83 March 27, 2025

Cowichan Lake Syndrome

A syndrome in which the meaning is your father is your uncle because he had sexual relations with his sister who is your mother

Wes said to his brother uncle. “We are a lot closer to each other because of this Cowichan Lake syndrome going on. Not everyone can have their uncle as their brother”

by Unclephucker March 8, 2018

Career Woman Syndrome

Noun. : What a woman gets when they have emotional baggage or haven’t had luck with relationships, so they just focus on hyper independence and their careers.

Damn shawty does nothing but talk about how she is independent or her job. I think she has career woman syndrome.

by FlackoRaikiri32 September 25, 2022

Ryan Reynolds syndrome

A man so attractive, everyone is sexualy attracted to him, regardless of previous sexuality.

"That dude was so hot. Dude gave me Ryan Reynolds syndrome.

by DragonDino21 May 19, 2023

Helvetica syndrome

The phenomenon during the mid to late 1990's where newly created fonts at the time, like Arial Rounded, Comic Sans MS, FF Dax, FF Meta, Fira Sans, Tahoma, Verdana, were used on publications and advertising materials as an epitome of modernity

You could see Helvetica syndrome in action everywhere in the late 1990s, with designers ditching traditional fonts for trendy options like Comic Sans and Verdana to give their work a fresh, modern vibe!

by Emotional Cruiser September 23, 2025