Jadyn (shii- that's me) is A real one 🦦
by Dr.lamar June 01, 2023
An expression you use when you see someone you know down at the shops. This expression was founded in Knoxfield by a local legend, Aaron, who often gets ridiculed for owning the expression.
Random guy at shops: ‘Hey mate’.
Aaron: ‘High five, show me you’re alive’.
Random guy at shops meekly offers hand: ‘Yeah ok’
Aaron: ‘High five, show me you’re alive’.
Random guy at shops meekly offers hand: ‘Yeah ok’
by Andos Hastos October 07, 2021
by Frank slayer March 22, 2023
Da "ultimate" in acceptable excuses for why it took you so long to finish shopping, processing'delivering bureaucratic paperwork, or otherwise conducting routine business.
Telling your having-impatiently-waited family or car-pool buddies, "There was a long line ahead of me" may indeed get you off da hook as far as their venting their seething wrath at you, but you yourself will likely find it very stressful (not to mention tiring on your achy legs and feet!) to have to cool your heels in line for so long, and so in the end you may feel similarly weakened and emotionally exhausted as you would have if you'd had to "face the music" because you **hadn't** had any plausible excuse for producing such a lengthy delay in finishing up.
by QuacksO January 18, 2020
by bradlover9000 October 13, 2020
by bradlover9000 October 13, 2020
Follow me i know the way is mainly used by pedophiles and rapists as a way to lure in smaller children that are lost by telling them that they know the way.
Pedophile walks up to a lost child
Pedophile: "Hi are you alright?"
Child: "No sir im lost!"
Pedophile: "Follow me i know the way."
Pedophile: "Hi are you alright?"
Child: "No sir im lost!"
Pedophile: "Follow me i know the way."
by DirtyFlipFlops January 24, 2017