kitten man

A kitten man is a spastic

They are just kittens because they are so weak and pointless

An advantage of a kitten man is a kitten man

Or most kinds of spastics


They kick shins in football and say "look a this" in a crazy voice and then hit footballs at retards.

by <3 Kitten man <3 January 13, 2009

Man-Cheeze

One who is the ultimate inferior being.

-"Muahaha, ManCheeze got Died!"

by MooK December 10, 2003

meat and potatoes man

A guy that fits commonly held false male stereotypes, or is macho/ hyper masculine. Usually a meat and potatoes guy assumes that all other guys are like him, and is usually ultra conservative with little broad life experience. Ultra nurturing type, patient women are attracted to these type of guys, and love to baby and protect them, from the realities of life, outside of their own limited experiences. Deep down a meat and potatoes guy is terrified of change, and they tend to be incredibly over sensitive underneathe it all, which can be cute to women who really need to be needed. Sometimes meat and potatoes guys are a little too limiting for the type of woman who likes to get out and explore and live a little, whether that be physically, mentally, emotionally, or all 3 at the same time.

Sue ; "Yeah, this new guy I am dating won't even let me put a finger in his ass. Man, he knows how hygenic I am. I can't believe this."

Diane; "Are you sure you guys are a good match...in ALL ways?"

Sue ; "No I am not. I am starting to think he is a real meat and potatoes man."

by Marie717 June 3, 2016

short man syndrome

the obnoxious attitude taken up by men under 3 ft tall with ambiguous genitalia

Gabordi has such a case of short man syndrome

by Gumby May 13, 2005

Back Door Man

A song written by Willie Dixon.
Covered by "The Doors"
It is about anal sex.

Hey,have you heard that song Back Door man?
Yes,it's awesome

by Heyadoinandy January 10, 2008

Free-man-on-the-land

An individual living being that recognizes legal as a fictional instruction or process that requires consent / contract agreement / or proofs of agreement in order that it be applied to the living being / individual.

Question from business or court> "Who are you?"

Free-man-on-the-land answer> "I am the son of and a living free man on the land"

or

"I am a mother / sister / daughter of and a living being and freeman on the land"

A PERSON'S answer> "I am *stating their given name as being who they are* (fill in the blank)

A PERSON is intestate and fictional property / idea / thing.

A Freeman on the land does not agree to be fictional property, but holds it as his own property that none have power / jurisdiction over it without consent, which is seldom, if ever granted since it usually involves damage to self / conviction of mental illness / without power to govern self and requires knowledge that will not be sought.

by $aint Jorge May 28, 2011

The man with 100 names!!!

A mysterious man in black cloak. Said to be a stalker, have a 100 names so no body will know who he is.

I saw a man who keeps changing his name, wears a black cloak and stalks me at night.

by YangJin October 21, 2003