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Alarm Cock

A man/woman who acts very annoying and makes loud noises when a alarm clock goes off.
Jeez that guys is a real Alarm Cock in the morning
by DeWordMaster June 5, 2020
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shit balls and ass cock

Something you say when you fuck up... royally.
Oh, shit balls and ass cock! I left the car in neutral and now it's in the lake.
by RowVII January 20, 2017
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Iron Cock Clench

An exceedingly firm clench, hold, or grasp around the shaft of the victim's penis, that is so forceful that it is deemed 'iron'. It is painful, and commonly used for, a bargaining piece, a way of releasing anger, an action of aggression, or to see the look on their face.
"I got George in such a good Iron Cock Clench that he almost pooped himself."
by urbandefiner2000 May 7, 2015
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cocking

Maggie: Have you seen what Jacob posted on his story?? He was having sex with a silicone sex doll!!!
Sunny: What in the cocking hell??????
by kissy touchy weewee April 18, 2022
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Alien cock

You will need lube if you have a alien cock
I have a big alien cock so big it can break you
by Yes_g8 December 25, 2023
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cock-roach

an ugly female who is usually seen begging for men and their 4 inch dicks
see what i did there :troll:
witch: "sup daddy, pp pls"
chad: "shut the fuck up cock-roach"
by kekyooin March 26, 2022
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Shore cock

A liberal that most likely lives near the coastlines.
These god damn shore cocks are screaming towards the sky because they lost the election.
by Jehovahswetnips July 31, 2019
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