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kink-cock

noun: The phenomenon of one's penis being z-kinked between multiple layers of clothing while using a porta-john on a construction site, making it all but impossible to urinate.
"I was finally able to flop it out, but between my boxers, long-johns, pants and overalls, I had a case of kink-cock; it was like a kink in a garden hose!"
by lizardpope1101 December 17, 2020
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Convoy Cock

When you're on a long road trip and your little man decides to stand to attention. Making your trousers a bit tighter.
Dude! I was driving down the motorway and saw one of them trucks where on the mud flaps it has a naked lady! I got Convoy Cock bad so I had to smash one out!

Made a right mess on the steering wheel!
by LordSabertooth May 31, 2021
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Metamorphic Cock

Similar to a Metamorphic Rock, but with the male genitalia instead of the rock.
I’ve heard he’s got one hell of a metamorphic cock!
by MetamorphicCockMan March 22, 2020
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Cock Suckers

Females that like sucking a meat pole or used to curse
Females like sucking cock because it makes their Pussy wet and makes the cock attached to a man cum
Definiton: For someone that likes sucking cock or it can be used as a curse
Girl: Hey your cock is HUGE can i suck it?
Boy: Sure! *cums in her mouth*
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Rando: FUCK YOU COCK SUCKER
Another rando: FUCK YOU TOO BITCH YOU CAN SUCK MY BIG COCK
Rando:OKAY MOTHER FUCKIN BITCH FAT ASS GO AND FUCK YOURSELF
The cock suckers mean that they like sucking cock or it can be used as a curse
by BigFatDicklol June 21, 2023
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Cock socket

Well there's a cock, aka penis, and then there's the socket, or vagina. Could also be an acceptable term for mouth and/or ass.
Shut your cock socket right now!

I'm sure your mom's cock socket has seen alot of action with all those brats around

Goddamn it! Fuck me in the cock socket!
by RedStarHippie August 29, 2023
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cock predator

A gay male who does nothing but think of ways to get all the cocks around him
This cock predator was checking me out
by antigaraantigay77 antigay77aaa October 16, 2020
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Cock

It can be a word used as 1. chicken, or 2. a penis
1. You wanna see my cock?

Sure!
Wow that chicken was cool.
2. Gay boy: Wanna suck on my cock
Straight boy: HECK NO!!!
Other gay boy: Sure!!!
Straight boy: *pukes on both of the kids*
by Zulltariss January 25, 2022
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