Fucked-in Syndrome

Fucked-in syndrome (FIS)

Likened to the condition locked-in syndrome, but when one has done alot of shagging or had a very intense orgasm and it feels that they cannot move their body or function properly, so they just lay there like a dead seal for 20 minutes.
Also linked with postcoital bliss.

(After intense sex session)
Malachy - "I need to go home to let the dogs out for a piss but I can't move, I feel like I have locked-in syndrome.
No I have Fucked-in syndrome!"
Janine - "Hahaha, is there anything I can do?"
Malachy - Please put your tits away, I'm done"

by Dolly444 March 24, 2024

M25 Syndrome

A Person who was born in London who has no knowledge of anything past the M25, usually they tend to think everything past Watford is just countryside. They also think everything in London still applies to outside of London.

"I hate people who think the north is just nothing, they all have fucking m25 syndrome"

by ItsFound March 26, 2024

Jul Syndrome

When someone's lovers constantly die, they are considered to have Jul syndrome.

My brother's girlfriends keep dying, he has Jul syndrome.

by Lemonstrosity March 30, 2024

Soto Syndrome

Mental condition that involves Intentionally spreading illness, purposefully infecting others with a contagious disease or sickness. This behavior can involve actions such as coughing or sneezing on others, smoking with others in a social setting, lying about having your illness, or intentionally exposing others to pathogens.Intentionally spreading illness is considered harmful and unethical, as it puts others at risk of illness and death.

He promised me he wasn’t sick when I smoked with him, turns out he has Soto Syndrome and intentionally got me sick.

by Schlute March 30, 2024

Biden Blame Syndrome

"Biden Blame Syndrome (BBS) is the tendency to disproportionately blame President Biden for various issues, regardless of his involvement or responsibility. Those affected by BBS often use Biden as a convenient scapegoat, overlooking other contributing factors or individuals who may be truly at fault. This syndrome manifests even when Biden is entirely blameless, demonstrating a fixation on attributing responsibility to him at all costs. In some cases, individuals may experience BBS reflexively to shield the actual culprits from accountability.

Coined on March 30th, 2024, by @TheNewOption_ on Twitter.

"Biden Blame Syndrome strikes again: blaming Biden for the Eagles' loss, as if he's some kind of conspiracy mastermind!"

or

"BBS strikes again: blaming Biden for the Eagles' loss, as if he's some kind of conspiracy mastermind!"

by Constitutional Scholar #431 March 31, 2024

birkenstockholme syndrome

Kidnapped by hippies, but you like it.

He was taken around the country by hippies but he fell in love with the lifestyle. He had birkenstockholme syndrome.

by Yukon Carnivorous April 1, 2024

Post Roller Coaster Syndrome

An occurrence of feeling blues/depressed or withdrawals proceeding the days after going to an amusement park. Usually during this time you constantly reminisce or have a strong urge of going back.

Homie A: So how was your day at Six Flags?

Homie B: It was sooo fun but I really want to go back now. I think I have Post Roller Coaster Syndrome.

by itsethanboiii April 1, 2024