Madixi normus syndrome

Madixi normus is a syndrome not all males are born with. It’s genetically passed sometimes it can skip a child, But once you have the disease you will continue to have symptoms for the remainder of your life

Symptoms include:
: Longstroking
: heavy jeans
: occasional irritation or discomfort

: “ The Print” or malecameltoe

:hanglow (symptoms that is almost immediately active when u have this disease.
Having this syndrome will force you to buy bigger pants sweat pants are usually not a smart choice with having the Madixi normous disease!!!! women tend to go crazy and turn it changes their emotions And intensify’s
Doctors are usually helpless in this kind of sen of this syndrome

I went to the doctor for my monthly physical, And he says I’m showing symptoms of madixi normus syndrome

by Dr. Fell good July 19, 2021

Cudi Syndrome

Being an asshole to your fans for seemingly no reason

“My fans don’t name themselves sh-t. If you call yourself a “kitten” or f-cking “kittenz” that means you need to get off your phone and get a job and help your parents with the house,”
-Doja Cat suffering from Cudi Syndrome

by Funny-Valentine49 July 26, 2023

Ruby Syndrome

When someone wont shut up about their OCs and tries their best to change / keep topics centred around their OCs. They won't stop talking even if people are ignoring / talking over them

"Did you see that guy yesterday on discord? I swear they have Ruby Syndrome"

by Frongky August 28, 2022

Newsnap Syndrome

When your in a new place and you snapchat everything.

Man Tanner is in DC and has newsnap syndrome

by NateBar July 23, 2016

shed syndrome

once a persons levels of energy become so low, that even the smallest effort becomes almost impossible, breathing no longer is a habit it becomes a chore.

even going inside to take a piss is an effort so you resort to pissing behind it, but even that is an effort so you ask to piss out of the window.

Ashley: close the door marcus

Marcus: i cannot be arsed because i have the worst case of shed syndrome.

when shed syndrome becomes that bad that you piss behind the shed

by gOD12345678901234 July 28, 2011

Restless Feet Syndrome

When someone you crush on makes you kick your feet

He’s laying sitting over there kicking his feet, she gives him restless feet syndrome

by Mfsdom June 29, 2025

Emma Syndrome

A contagious disease that triggers your brain cells to suddenly disappear from existence. This rare phenomenon causes the victim to experience extreme stupidity and be called idiotic, stupid, dumb, worthless, invaluable, creature, abomination, hideous entity, pointless being, and many more.

Careful Vellexia... don't slurp on Emma's hole, you might get infected with Emma Syndrome.

by ddy1xn December 28, 2023