Feltch me silly

Spread someone’s legs and lick there entire body.
Did you hear Ryder wanted to feltch me silly last night?
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The Best of Me

Tell me what you thought about
When you were gone and so alone
The worst is over
You can have the best of me
We got older but we're still young
We never grew out of this feeling that we won't give up

Here we lay again
On two separate beds
Riding phone lines
To hear that familiar voice
And pictures brought from memory
We reflect on miscomunication
And misunderstandings
And missing each other two
Much too without you, let go
We turn our music down
And we whisper
Say what your thinking right now
Tell me what you thought about
When you were gone and so alone
The worst is over
You can have the best of me
We got older but we're still young
We never grew out of this feeling that we won't give up

Jumping to conclusions
Made me fall away from you
I'm so glad that the truth
Has brought back together me and you

We're sitting on the ground
And we whisper
Say what your thinking outloud

Tell me what you thought about
When you were gone and so alone
The worst is over
You can have the best of me
We got older but we're still young
We never grew out of this feeling that we won't give up

We turn our music down
And we whisper
We're sitting on the ground
And we whisper
We turn our music down
We're sitting on the ground
And next time I'm in town
We will kiss girl
We will kiss girl

Tell me what you thought about
When you were gone and so alone
The worst is over
You can have the best of me
We got older but we're still young
We never grew out of this feeling that we won't
Feeling that we can't
We're not ready to give up

We got older but we're still young
We never grew out of this feeling that we won't give up
by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 07, 2020
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Don’t blow me

When someone is about to make you spazz
Her: Yo dick small
Me: Cuh don’t blow me
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Dab Me Funk

Dab Me Funk is a shitpost mod for Friday Night Funkin'
Try Dab Me Funk

The Mod is called Dab Me Funk
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What, me worry?

What, me worry? Do I panic? Am I frantic? Unsure? Having a go?
Of course people say they not worried, but that they must worry about other things.
Roller coasters can be fun but hurt when not wanted.
Person 1: So did you read what happened in the news today?
Person 2: What, me worry?
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Yeah, I'll get right on that. I'm sure this is the necessary sacrifice. I mean it's obvious right? Because this would solve... Wait... Which of MY problems would that solve? Is it none? Who's problems would it solve? Yours!? Are you solving any of my problems? What problem of MINE would that solve? Ask yourself that.
Jeep Jorp (Not A Doctor) "You just HAVE to sacrifice a part of yourself! If you don't, you'll DIE!"

Hym "Oh yeah? Which part?"

Jeep Jorp "Ummm.... This... One?"

Hym "Why?"

Deep Dorp "Because it's politically inconvenient for me- Er, Wait... Because YOU need to! Or you'll die!"

Hym "What is some kind of phone ghost going to eat me? Who would that help more? Me or you?"

Neep Norp "Me! Er... You see... If you give up on your dreams... I can continue swindle bible dorks and sell them to my conservative business-owner friends- I mean... Jesus! Jesus NEEDS you... To let me... Take things from you... So I can keep pretending... To be an extra-special guy- Er, wait, no! GAWD... Gave Samson magic hair... And now Samson... Is like a metaphor for doing whatever I generally want people to do... So, YOU need to do what I want... So YOU... Will get magic hair..."

Hym "O... K... Are you God in this metaphor?"

Geep Gorp "Um... No? But when God... Told Abraham... To Sacrifice Issac... He said HE wants YOU to give up on your dreams... And he KNEW you would do it... In the Future... So- And that's why he told Abraham not to kill Issac... So, if you don't do it... Issac will die... In the Past... That's the sacrifice... He took... Instead of a guys child... You- It'll preserve the time-line... Yes. You have to do it because God's time magic will make a past-guy re-sacrifice his kid and then you get magic hair... Yeah..."

Hym "Ok..."
by Hym Iam October 19, 2023
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Can you send me money

I want to move away out to Montana or some other place in the Midwest
Can you send me money, UD Jews?
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