torpidus Dilatory Syndrome (TDS)

A disease causing one to be late or tardy

Bobs family told him the wedding started at 4 pm when it actually started at 5 , because they knew Bob suffered from Torpidus Dilatory Syndrome (TDS)

by Trevor Smafs December 31, 2022

Jesus Syndrome

When a person believes someone (who won or didn't win the presidency, politicians in general) or some fairytale entity (jesus, the devil) is responsible for why their lives suck and bad things always happen to them and allow those entities to instill fear (fear of going to hell, fear of becoming "cattle breeding" by men if Trump wins etc). A true adult takes accountability and responsibility for their own life, outcomes, happiness, and as such creates the life they want without blaming anyone else. Blaming others keeps one in a state of being a child, sheeple, as they never grow up and are truly responsible for their own actions.

Better watch what you say to John Doe, he suffers Jesus Syndrome and will use it as ammunition to never do anything in life and swear you were the reason his entire life was ruined forever.

by GO DJ HaKa November 16, 2024

Boogie Woogie Syndrome

Talking with a Friend while aimlessly jumping, running, or driving around a video game world while not really playing the game for a long time.

I should have been doing my homework but I had boogie woogie syndrome last night.

by JacobG5 January 13, 2024

Corr Syndrome

When someone says they like a girl named Claire

Yo I heard Quandale like Claire, he has Corr Syndrome

by Clous July 12, 2022

EYEBALL SYNDROME

when you close your eyes and your eyeball starts tingly keeping you awake

james has eyeball syndrome he cannot sleep

by froboi65 May 23, 2018

V.O.N.A. Syndrome

V = VICTIM
O = OF
N = NO
A = ASIAN

SYNDROME

A) Dude...Prom is coming and I still can't find any cute Asian chicks to ask.
B) Daym. You have V.O.N.A. Syndrome

A) Aye mang, help me pull a pton on all the Asian chicks in our school so i can decide which one to hit on.
B) Our school has V.O.N.A. Syndrome man, there AREN'T any Asian girls in our school.

by xTempOPx May 17, 2010

Bon Jovi Syndrome

When someone in the band has the band named after their last name (Like Jon Bon Jovi) so, people mostly call the lead singer or whoever has the last name the band name.

Do you think Eddie Van Halen gets the Bon Jovi Syndrome treatment?

by AthenaRoseJones February 19, 2022