my mom got me pregnant

my mom is literally the worst mother ever, even when logic makes since

ever since that day, my mom got me pregnant

by ImNotVinesauceJoelImLuke April 15, 2021

show me your shower head

Is code to ask a male to show his genitals, particularly his penis

Hey dude wanna show me your shower head? No! I'm not showing you my pens! Stop texting me!

by DanFan4Life! April 15, 2021

fish taco me

you tie your partner up to where they look like a pretzel and then grab some tuna and spread it all over her and then say my little fishy

tina told her boyfriend to fish taco me

by flobro5283 April 15, 2021

Go Pee For Me

When someone has to pee, but can’t(they don’t want to, or can’t).

“Hey man, can you go pee for me? I don’t have time.”

by Jazzmaster3000 April 18, 2021

fode me

"fode me"
Means fuck me in portuguese

"Fode me José"
"Fuck me Joseph"

by tnbranco April 18, 2021

Ducking Me

When a person avoid confrontation because they are scared.

Me: clu get loud
clu: no
Me: clu why you ducking me?

by grhgrdhdrhrdgrhdrthdr April 19, 2021

kiss me more

Kiss me more is what the song that Doja cat and Sza collaborated on. Alex Landi (HOTTIE) starred in the music video along the girls.

Hottie: Have you heard about kiss me more?
Weirdo: what’s that?
Hottie: Kiss me more is what the song that Doja cat and Sza collaborated on. You should watch the music video, it’s hot.

by hottie k<3 April 19, 2021