Sex Heist

Very strategic and carefully planned sex hook-up, often requiring the aid of accomplices. Because of the secret and highly dangerous nature of the affair, it is completed quickly and never spoken of again.
She wants me bad - Imma try a sex heist when her husband is gone.
by Dustin TC November 19, 2014
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acid sex

when you have anal sex with someone who doesn't wash their ass and your penis disintegrates from the generated acid in the anus over time
"yooo bro, do you want to have acid sex?"
"I am acid sex"
"acid me"
"I am aciding, I am aciding"
by amipikoooyesiam April 7, 2024
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plant sex

when you penetrate a living organism of the kind exemplified by trees, shrubs, herbs, grasses, ferns, and mosses, typically growing in a permanent site, absorbing water and inorganic substances through its roots, and synthesizing nutrients in its leaves by photosynthesis using the green pigment chlorophyll with a male erectile organ of copulation by which urine and semen are discharged from the body and that develops from the same embryonic mass of tissue as the clitoris and your penis gets infected and has thorns sticking on to it with it still bleeding but you still keep on penetrating the plant.
by plantsix February 17, 2021
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THERE IT IS! THERE IT IS, JORDAN! IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH PSYCHOPATHY!
Hym "That's the whole thing. You're entirely projecting your relationship with your daighter onto society AND ME... And you're using that to justify doing whatever you want to me. 'If Sex > Relationship = Psychopath. Psychopath bad. Must stop Psychopath from fucking my daughter- I mean, destroying society! (And it's already too late for that anyway)' or ✌️✊️✌️Short-term gratification✌️✊️✌️ instead of relationship. That's your entire reasoning behind this. It doesn't have anything to do with trying to get unearned status. This is probably the worse way to go about doing that. Even if it was, you're a literal fucking charlatan, Jordan, you are the single worst person to be talking about trying to use something that doesn't belong to you to elevate your fucking status in society. You don't want me to have any status so long as I'm unwilling to give up my butthole to you. I don't care about what your molested retard patients did in response to their shit childhoods. The suffering scapegoat doesn't work on me. And now you want to control how men interact with women but NOT ALONG THE LINES OF MOLESTING A RETARD AT WORK... You're entire propositional ethic has exceptions for people you like and you're willing to use force on the people you don't like. And in this instance it's 'nebulous definition psychopaths.' You're a literal classist wannabe aristocrat charlatan. I was right to do this, Jordan. This was correct."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2024
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White Sex

A mispronunciation of a baseball team of Chicago White Sox by a middle aged Japanese male news announcer on NHK about 15 years ago, which became a hilarious meme for couple years.

This similar incident also happened with Boston Red Sox about the same time, which was mispronounced by a Japanese female news announcer on Fuji TV.
White Sex and Red Sex are different, so expect for the Blue Sex (Sydney Blue Sox), Black Sex (Black Sox Scandal), and many more!
by Shiine-1 December 14, 2022
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Sex on Legs Day

This is a controversial day when if you look like sex on legs you can do anything you want and not take blame nor punishment for it.
Beth: *eats a sock and a dinosaur*
Taya: how dare you

Me: it’s sex on legs day she can do whatever she wants
by Kalicia7 December 25, 2020
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Sex

A way to express your love with your partner you do this by either putting Dick In Dick, Vagina In Vagina, Dick In Vagina, Dick In Ass, Dick In Mouth, Vagina In Mouth ext.
I just had sex with Kate it was hella good now we are watching a movie
by RoofTopLol123 October 14, 2022
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