Melich (me-lick)

Noun: Spineless, bottom feeder, a troll that descended from a jellyfish. Slimy disgusting single-minded organism.

Damn that insurance agent was such a Melich (me-lick), he was so slimy and disgusting he was undressing me with his eyes till you said something. What a perv.

by Gators316 July 12, 2022

Pick Me Bitch

Picked over and chosen last by the opposite sex.

They were both pick me bitches.

by BromanderInChief89 September 28, 2022

pick me bitch

a girl or a guy (but stereotypically a girl) who literally begs for attention and brings other people down just so she can feel better about herself. constantly insults and complains/backstabs other people because she “felt hurt”, extreme crybaby especially to males. says things about other girls appearances or maintenance like “oh i could never wear makeup im naturally pretty”

pick me bitch: “i’m one of the boys girls are too much drama and i would never wear makeup im SOOOO naturally pretty”

normal girl: “shut the fuck up you literally are moto moto and you create half the drama in our school. besides, not even the boys like you”

by anti misogynist February 15, 2025

Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.

Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!

by thin dick little May 02, 2019

Let me finish my fate

When someone has to finish something before they do something else

Wife:"Babe we're getting a divorce" Husband: "Let me finish my fate"

by StarkDanger February 17, 2025

coax me to go fishing

for someone to try to make a gay person date or act romantically with a member of the opposite sex.

yeah... my mom was coaxing me to go fishing! she doesn't support me being gay.

my dad has to coax me to go fishing because he doesn't want thanksgiving to be ruined

by avvbnk November 30, 2020

Look Me In The Face

When you catch someone making disrespectful and rude comments about you In a sneakily way

Tripp: She's just acting foolish for no reason.

Justin: Uhh...Excuse you, Lucy is one of my favorite superstars of all time. Next Time, look me in the face before you sneak-talk about somebody...Fooliots!!!

by Cinnamon Pilcher June 27, 2023