A non-existent thing. Other people have one, but you don't. Besides your dad might be the Lorax or Antione Castillo.
Person: My dad took me camping.
You: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, you know I don't have a dad!
Person: Ok, Ok
You: Anyway your moms a whore, so he might not even be your dad, bitch.
Person: (Crying)
You: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, you know I don't have a dad!
Person: Ok, Ok
You: Anyway your moms a whore, so he might not even be your dad, bitch.
Person: (Crying)
by Cocksucker96 February 01, 2023
He isnt here. Hes not sorry either. Your mom should have gotten an abortion and hed still be here. Its all your fault. Thats why your mom abuses you as well.
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by SirDinkleBottom December 02, 2015
Your mom is the first defense is sixth grade boy humor, it’s constantly overused and makes you question the sanity of society as a whole. Your mom is also commonly used by lesbians with no humor and are trying to be funny, yeah I’m talking to you.
Example 1
6th grade boy 1: guess who I did last night
6th grade boy 2: who?
6th grade boy 1: YOUR MOM!!! OOOOOOH
Random kid passing by: wtf?!
Example 2
Random person: hey wanna hang tonight
Lesbian with no humor: sorry can’t tonight I’m busy doing…
Random person: busy doing what?
Lesbian with no humor: YOUR MOM!! OOOOOH!!!
Random kid passing by: How do I keep hearing these conversations?!
6th grade boy 1: guess who I did last night
6th grade boy 2: who?
6th grade boy 1: YOUR MOM!!! OOOOOOH
Random kid passing by: wtf?!
Example 2
Random person: hey wanna hang tonight
Lesbian with no humor: sorry can’t tonight I’m busy doing…
Random person: busy doing what?
Lesbian with no humor: YOUR MOM!! OOOOOH!!!
Random kid passing by: How do I keep hearing these conversations?!
by Littlegaykid February 19, 2022