1. A plant that repairs the soil when disturbed by demineralization, flooding, fire, or other natural disaster.
2. Monsanto's version of the devil - designed to make farmers purchases obscene amounts of toxic chemicals and spray them onto arable land, rendering it unusable by non-Monsanto engineered and patented crops.
3. Slang for Cannabis sativa, hemp, or marijuana - a plant that contributes considerable economic and medicinal value to communities that raise it. Weed can be grown for medicines, oils, fibers, and whole-foods. The Constitution of the United States was written on 'weed' paper.
2. Monsanto's version of the devil - designed to make farmers purchases obscene amounts of toxic chemicals and spray them onto arable land, rendering it unusable by non-Monsanto engineered and patented crops.
3. Slang for Cannabis sativa, hemp, or marijuana - a plant that contributes considerable economic and medicinal value to communities that raise it. Weed can be grown for medicines, oils, fibers, and whole-foods. The Constitution of the United States was written on 'weed' paper.
I love weed! It makes my flowers bloom, Monsanto mad, and the oil man weep. Weed is truly God's gift to humanity - if God were a geneticist that terraforms planets and populates them with experimental lifeforms.
by Dead Jack March 23, 2011
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The flowing buds of the hemp plant.
known to lighten the senses, ease pain, rid depression, ease the mood, and help people with problems of life.
Also many people like to discriminate against users of the substance and make false acusations agains them like "loser, pot head, low life" even though they do not know the person they are speaking toward; for they have nothing better to do, they have never tried it, or they are simply a douche bag.
known to lighten the senses, ease pain, rid depression, ease the mood, and help people with problems of life.
Also many people like to discriminate against users of the substance and make false acusations agains them like "loser, pot head, low life" even though they do not know the person they are speaking toward; for they have nothing better to do, they have never tried it, or they are simply a douche bag.
by IhaveahigherIQthenyou. April 10, 2009
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by canadianfill March 28, 2009
Get the E-Weed mug.Weed so disgusting it's usually dealt by a Mexican named Miguel or Jose. It comes in mass quantities and it's cheep but the taste is so horrible it makes you want to stop smoking all together.
People buy Miguel weed at the spur of the moment and then they suddenly realize their sad and unfortunate mistake.
The Dealer of such weed is always available to sell and most of the time, you'll land up buying this gross weed from him because you want quantity or can't find another dealer.
People buy Miguel weed at the spur of the moment and then they suddenly realize their sad and unfortunate mistake.
The Dealer of such weed is always available to sell and most of the time, you'll land up buying this gross weed from him because you want quantity or can't find another dealer.
John: Dude, I got 20 bucks and I can't find any chronic, or reg dealers.
Jake: Why don't we just go buy some Miguel weed?
John: Fuck no, that stuff tastes like butt
Jake: Well I can't hit up any of my dealers they aren't answering
John: ...Call Miguel for a dub, it's time for some Miguel weed.
Jake: Why don't we just go buy some Miguel weed?
John: Fuck no, that stuff tastes like butt
Jake: Well I can't hit up any of my dealers they aren't answering
John: ...Call Miguel for a dub, it's time for some Miguel weed.
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and you wait 2 days and then you take the weed out, and smoke it... like tyler ritter does.
and you wait 2 days and then you take the weed out, and smoke it... like tyler ritter does.
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