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weed

1. A plant that repairs the soil when disturbed by demineralization, flooding, fire, or other natural disaster.

2. Monsanto's version of the devil - designed to make farmers purchases obscene amounts of toxic chemicals and spray them onto arable land, rendering it unusable by non-Monsanto engineered and patented crops.

3. Slang for Cannabis sativa, hemp, or marijuana - a plant that contributes considerable economic and medicinal value to communities that raise it. Weed can be grown for medicines, oils, fibers, and whole-foods. The Constitution of the United States was written on 'weed' paper.
I love weed! It makes my flowers bloom, Monsanto mad, and the oil man weep. Weed is truly God's gift to humanity - if God were a geneticist that terraforms planets and populates them with experimental lifeforms.
by Dead Jack March 23, 2011
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weed

weed is an amazing mood altering plant that relaxes your whole body and puts you off in a trance where you forget all your problems
Everyone is peaceful off the weed when they hit that blunt.
by JmastaO October 30, 2007
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Weed

The flowing buds of the hemp plant.

known to lighten the senses, ease pain, rid depression, ease the mood, and help people with problems of life.

Also many people like to discriminate against users of the substance and make false acusations agains them like "loser, pot head, low life" even though they do not know the person they are speaking toward; for they have nothing better to do, they have never tried it, or they are simply a douche bag.
"Yo man my day was stressful and i hurt my back, pack a bowl of weed and lets relax"
by IhaveahigherIQthenyou. April 10, 2009
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E-Weed

Weed that is bought online, and sent to you in the mail, or by courier or other shipping service. Most suppliers operate through encrypted e-mail accounts.
Hey lets roll a blunt, I just got a quarter of e-weed from Hermes the Hash Trader!!!
by canadianfill March 28, 2009
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Miguel Weed

Weed so disgusting it's usually dealt by a Mexican named Miguel or Jose. It comes in mass quantities and it's cheep but the taste is so horrible it makes you want to stop smoking all together.

People buy Miguel weed at the spur of the moment and then they suddenly realize their sad and unfortunate mistake.

The Dealer of such weed is always available to sell and most of the time, you'll land up buying this gross weed from him because you want quantity or can't find another dealer.
John: Dude, I got 20 bucks and I can't find any chronic, or reg dealers.

Jake: Why don't we just go buy some Miguel weed?

John: Fuck no, that stuff tastes like butt

Jake: Well I can't hit up any of my dealers they aren't answering

John: ...Call Miguel for a dub, it's time for some Miguel weed.
by Jler January 21, 2008
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Vagina Weed

you stick 2g of weed into a large womans vagina.
and you wait 2 days and then you take the weed out, and smoke it... like tyler ritter does.
Tyler Ritter made some vagina weed with rose o' donnel.
by Dillon Boyer March 12, 2008
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kobe weed

Better than USDA grade a weed

I just got some kobe weed, and it tastes great
by nanc ybryce September 14, 2007
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