a weiner that is thicker than it is long. Often times mistaken for a choad, this little guy can destroy your snootch and make it look like you have had a million buns pop out of your clammer yammer. Don't fuck with the corn beef weiner. Also it must have any type of pubic hair on it except for a crab infested blonde jungle, that negates the corn beef weiner. Preferably a 2 finger landing strip.
"man I had sex with Dave last night, he had a corn beef weiner it looks like a comet hit my crotch but there is no deep impact at all"
by zissou January 10, 2008
Get the corn beef weiner mug.the weights used at the gym that are free hand weights, as opposed to the weight machines, which are guided weights. these weights require more strength, and have no guide - it's all muscle going into it.
Shit, I don't use the guided weight machines. i am all over the freeballin weights. Weight machines are for weak pussies.
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When a girl is in a relationship with a guy for a while and they have a lot of sex. She doesn't feel the need to exercise or eat healthy. And she gains weight.
What's up with Shandra? She's been getting fat!
Well she's been dating joey for a while!
Ohhh it's that dick weight!
Well she's been dating joey for a while!
Ohhh it's that dick weight!
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