Lex Vegas

The coolest place on Earth full of diverse people, great bars, wonderful theaters, night clubs, spas, and all other commodities a cadet in military school might want.

Want to get shit faced in Lex Vegas tonight?

by IHTFP December 9, 2003

vegasexual

pronounced vej-a-sex-u-al

someone who has intercourse with vegtables

ur a vegasexual man thts desgusting

by pinkney April 22, 2007

Vegan

A term used to describe someone that is being oversensitive and/or pedantic. Named after vegans, who are usually quite overprotective when people have a valid opinion on their lifestyle, and are just plain hipsters- with an extra dose of cuntyness.

Dave- Hey Courtney, wanna go out for a drink with me sometime?
Courtney- NO! I'm too busy! I can't believe you'd ask me something like that, asshole!
Dave- Jesus... No need to be so fucking Vegan about it Courtney...

Katie- Hey Josh! do you want me to grab you some McDonalds on the way home from work?
Josh- Erm no. I'm having a wheatgrass wrap for dinner, thanks! I don't need your shitty junk food!
Katie- Josh, why are you being such a fucking hipster all of a sudden?
Josh- STFU Katie. Its a lifestyle... Of course I'm not a hipster! Asshole!

*hangs up*
Katie- ARRGH! Why does Josh have to be so vegan sometimes?!

by XxX_5crub_Fukr_69_XxX November 23, 2015

Vegan

n. Two potatoes next to a carrot (one on either side).

Woman sucking a vegan

Husband: Honey... what are you doing?

Woman: Well would you rather have me sucking a person! Let me cook in peace!

by Carnivorous Ed February 15, 2010

Vegan Bastard

A bastard who wont eat anything that has ever mooved, or even drink goddamn real milk, im sure milking a cow hurts so much, and if these guys went back in time 100 years, they wouldnt live 3 days.

Vegan Bastard: If the human race was all like me, I wouldnt be here to tell you why im a bastard

by Bite em June 2, 2008

veganism

A violation of nature. Humans, like other species, have evolved with the fortune of the ability to digest meat and vegetables, and this should be used. All the vegans seem to obsess over the lives of the fish that are caught and dried and sent as food to famine-stricken regions, and seem to not care that if they offered a carrot to a polar bear, it would devour them. But then again, maybe the bears are smarter.

Save a cow, eat a vegan.
End veganism!

by johnnywinters July 23, 2006

vegan

a discrete way to insult someone or something you don’t like

also something to call annoying or rude people

for example, don’t call someone gay as an insult like every 10 year old, call them vegan
(used on non-vegans ofc)

ew, the math test was so vegan.
ugh, stop being a vegan!

by that’s so vegan January 8, 2020