piece of meat with two eyes

A useless person that contributes nothing useful in any kind of capacity. A waste of air, a hunk of flesh that occupies space and little else. Sometimes considered a slug of a person, or a lazy slob. The addition of "with two eyes" signifies a human being.

Person 1: Look at that slob... he's nothing but a piece of meat with two eyes.
Person 2: About as useful as a hamburger layin' on a bun...

by Cranko Slobotnik July 12, 2006

two point conversion

Taking a break from watching a football game to take a shit, usually during half time, a commercial or while the game is paused on DVR.

I wanted to wait to half time but had to hit pause for a two point conversion after that huge bean burrito.

by Bobski27 September 12, 2010

Two piece

A term from Gears of War online PVP. To "two piece" someone, you either use a double melee attack, first one stunning them, then the second downing, or use a weapon combo, such as melee stun, then shotgun them out.

F's sake, that locust dude is a two piecer.

by JacobM March 21, 2008

the two hole

A funny word for the rectum or anus of a human or animal.

That chic is a slut, she likes to take it up the two hole.

by Andy January 29, 2003

two faceded

A fake or phony person who smiles in your face while planning to stab you in the back

Oh, well she told me she hated her. Now they a couple!! She two faceded as hell.

by freewebs.com/dgtalimage.com November 6, 2007

Indiana Two Step

When a male engages anal intercourse with a female and then ejaculates into the anus without telling her. The male then karate chops the female in the back of the neck and takes two steps to the left, causing her to shit uncontrollably.

"I tried to do the Indiana Two Step on your dad the other night but it didn't work."
"Yeah that's because you have to be fucking a girl."

by Skylar Guzman November 9, 2009

Two-headed cock muncher

A flaming homosexual that munches on cock.

Zac efron is a two-headed cock muncher.

by The real slim Nandy March 17, 2008