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Twitter

A toxic wasteland of idiots who believe that their opinion is suppierior to yours and are offended by everything you say. Also seeming to love canceling people for stupid reasons.
Me: the rams deserved to go to the Superbowl this year! I'm excited

Twitter user: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BANDWAGON RIDER THE 49R'S SHOULD BE IN THE SUPERBOWL!1!1!1!1!1!1! *Cancel* *cancel*
by Ultimate G A Y February 9, 2022
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Twitter Turd

A person who uses "@"'s outside of Twitter to refer to any person on social media, who can't come up with a reasonable and clever insult besides "🤡 bozo", and someone who dunks on GT's for no reason besides how their mommy helped them assemble their new funtime center desktop.
Person 1: urmad+didntask+noonecares+urdaddied+ratio
Person 2: What a Twitter Turd.
by TheArchivist March 3, 2022
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Twitter Double-Double

The rare moment when one receives at least 10 Retweets and 10 Favorites. It requires a dedicated fan base, and for celebrities it is 10,000 Retweets and 10,000 Favorites. The Twitter Double-Double will not be counted if you are asking for retweets/favorites in order to receive something in return.
Joe: "John, your tweet got 12 Retweets and 11 Favorites!"

John: "No way! I got a Twitter Double-Double!"
by mdale August 26, 2013
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Reverse Twitter

A reverse Twitter is when you’re losing an argument and you threaten to kill yourself. This is obviously the opposite of a normal twitter, where you tell your opponent to kill themselves.
I gotta say, Romeo and Juliet really love the Reverse Twitter, huh?
by reversetwitter January 2, 2022
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Twitter Trooper

Someone who gets offended by EVERYTHING. You have to be very careful making jokes around these people if you don't want a flurry of whiny nonsense aimed directly towards your ear. (Most of these people have blue hair.)
I offended a Twitter Trooper the other day, it was not a pleasant time.
by schnozzy November 26, 2023
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The Twitter Effect

The Twitter Effect is an effect of spending time on the named app. Symptoms often include getting upset over mundane topics, or attempting to accuse someone of being ableist. It is highly infectious.
The Twitter Effect:
"the fact that there are people in COLLEGE still spelling definitely as defiantly. Like what do you even do about that"
"So you're ableist now?"
"Sure whatever"
by Kibella May 6, 2023
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Twitter

The best place to express your totally non-controversial opinions without the threat of anyone harrassing you, sending you death threats, or doxxing you just because you said their idol is trash.
Twitter: where dreams don't come true, but your favourite idol supposrting MAP rights does
by GrilledGoat April 27, 2022
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