Darwin Trap

1. A Darwin Trap is an obvious -hazard with appropriate signage -that can be avoided easily, causing no harm or inconvenience and yet somehow, some poor idiot inevitably gets trapped, hurt, killed, or maimed by the aforementioned obstacle, complementing Darwin's theory of evolution "only the strong survive"

2. A social economic state in which Business needs constant constant growth to appease stockholders, which inevitably screws up the economy because there is only so much business market to go around.

A manhole with no cover surrounded by barricades, flashing lights, and danger signs indicating there is a danger, an obvious Darwin Trap. Well cautioned Idiot gets stuck, hurt or killed from entering the "no fly zone", usually making the local 8'oclock news.

by Fukn Meat Head April 21, 2013

sucker trap

an artificial entity one becomes too friendly with, that can end up making a fool of one. examples would include drugs (especially cocaine!!) alcohol, sex, money, gambling

back in the 80s' cocaine was the new messiah!! -what a sucker trap!!

those 'praying' to alcohol are worth pitying, such a sucker trap!!

she "ground the poison" out of him, effectively making him her SLAVE! -a genuine a sucker trap!!

by michael foolsley September 10, 2012

Tapioca Trap

(noun). Slang for any place a man can ejaculate, i.e. a woman’s vagina, a mouth, anus (notice there is not a sex assigned to the mouth or anus), a condom/rubber; a repository for semen; a way for men describe their target of ejaculation in a derogatory manner.

"I just blew my load of creamy pudding into her Tapioca Trap"

by nstraws October 31, 2012

dirt trap

A female of the slut variety who catches numerous STI's

That bird is a dirt trap

by A.JC May 6, 2015

Hair trap

When you expect a woman to be hot from behind or a distance based on her having the hair of someone attractive, but when you see her face she is not hot at all... A hair trap

from the back I thought she was hot but she was a total hair trap

by The double d July 7, 2015

cat trap house

A house where cats run shit and the human is merely a tenant.

Hey bro, are you going to the cat trap house meow?

by BigBad KittyKat December 25, 2015

Gas Trap

When you fart in a car and roll up and lock the windows so your companion is forced to smell it.

He had to be rushed to the hospital after suffering complications from a Gas Trap. Paramedics say the perpetrator ate Taco Bell.

by Oh my God, they Killed Kenny! October 13, 2016