Top G

It stands for Top Goon.
A man who excels in the league of goons. Goons around the world worship the Top G. A Top G is also an executive who manages other thousands of goons around the world.

A top G is always a closeted homosexual and a virgin, woman hate this kind.

Guy 1 "Dude, look at this guy, he's selling discord group memberships to get out of the matrix"
Guy 2 "Bro Wtf!"
Guy 1 " Yeah, he's a Top G. "
Guy 2 "Yeah no shit. "

by @Tony'sFather January 10, 2023

Top Gun

To have sex with a woman, usually while intoxicated. Used as a noun, naming a location where only a select few guys go after a party. To achieve top gun status, vaginal penetration must be made. All other sexual acts count merely as "flight school" which in time may lead to top gun status.

Ace: Hey man, did you wind up hooking up with that chick from the party last night?
Rellie: Hell yeah man! I went all the way to top gun!

by $Rellie$ March 21, 2008

Floppy top

The top of a mans un-cut cock. Usually would be soft to slightly hard and growing.

extra skin, uncut, uncircumsized penis, floppy top

by Triptofan August 14, 2009

Top Egg

When something is the best, you cant do any better. can fit in with practically any sentence.

...this milkshake is top egg!

by RobSkiN October 18, 2006

fruit topping

a derogitory word for a gay male that is very masculine but dresses like jenifer lopez on crack

what are you looking at you fucking fruit topping

by rayne malice January 22, 2007

top tube

The section of a bike frame that connects the head tube (where the forks go) with the seat tube (where the seat post goes). Usually 20-21 inches on a BMX bike. A shorter top tube generally means a shorter wheelbase, therefore making the front end easier to lift. Flatland frames commonly have shorter top tubes (~18.5") for ease of maneuvering. A tall rider may find bruised knees as a result of a top tube being too short.

Jack: Yo, my top tube is 22 inches!
Jill: Compensating for something?
Jack: Blow me.

<James winces as the cross brace collides with his junk>
Jeremy: HAHAHA! That's what you get for trying a flatland trick!
<James moans>
James: Yeah, I was looking into a flatland frame with a shorter top tube...
Jeremy: Panzy.

by Goedrik May 26, 2008

Top cat

Absolute classic cartoon from …

Oh not that Top cat

Roof Top Kat … at it again ..

Wonder what her view is like staring down at me …

She can see the sket too …

And fence terminator

3 heads of snake together in spirit

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Humanity

Ladies

What a fucking joke …

What do you tell your husbands before you fuck them ?

Dirty souls hanging out to dry …

Top cat ..

Not me ..

No big ting ..

by LetsTalkAboutX February 6, 2023