Have your cake and eat it too.

Valentines Day is for the lovers, this day is for the fuckers. A day for cake and eating out- show your women some love on this auspicious day in return for the careful cooking and blowing that was bestowed upon you during steak and blowjob day. Eat your cake boys.

Also, take note- cake is a metaphor, if your lady wants steak, get her a damn steak.

whatever the opposite of steak and blowjob day is, do that.

ie: have your cake and eat it too.

by BJays July 31, 2012

too much rock for one hand

The traditional "rock hand" symbol (invented by KISS supposedly), but with a slightly homosexual twist. The sign is made by putting the middle, index, and ring fingers under the thumb of that hand. Then the end pinkeys are extended to their height. Fortunately, this signal is most often used in a mocking way to make fun of over-zealous rock fanatics. The traditoinal rock hand looks better (along with a head bang) so keep rocking.

Dude this rock show rocks! It rocks like so rockin much that i just gotta rock it with both my rockin hands, man, cuz like, its too much rock for one hand! ROCKIN! (makes said gayass symbol)

by MJ Kip April 15, 2006

i love you too @carrot cake :-)

i love you too. ALOT

oh hey, I love you too @carrot cake :-)

by i smell like beef :/ May 27, 2019

we did a little too much trolling

When “we do a little trolling,” but we end up taking it too far and something goes wrong.

Shit man...I think we did a little too much trolling

by Spicyspectrum March 30, 2021

Where does HUMANITY go too far?

Because it's isn't just the political left or right that goes too far

Iam "Hmm... Where does HUMANITY go too far?.... Conceptually... Oh! That's it! With the imposition of universalized ethical systems! That's it! Because the woke have this incoherent ethical system that is (in abstraction) everything they hate about their perceived enemies. But this comes in direct response and exists in direct opposition to the imposition of the religious ethical system. And it isn't necessarily the ethical system that is the problem, rather, the imposition from the various rat-kings. Why? Because to do so would constitute imitating the creature. You are not creature. Imitating the creature (with the exception of creation (and even that can go too far (as we can see in the Tower of Babel story))) = wrong. 100% of the time."

Hym "Eh, I would have said 'with their very filthy-monkey existence' but I suppose that makes sense" 🤷

by Hym Iam July 29, 2022

too much sand for my little truck

A member of opposite sex that although possibly attractive is just too fat to put it to. Opposite of a butta face.

Janet is is cute and all, but a bit too much sand for my little truck.

by routtatout August 14, 2007

I have too been responded

a phrase uttered by someone who thinks she or he are highly intelectual, but in fact posses the IQ of igneous metamorphic rock.

i have too been responded! Your computer's just probably retarded...like you.

by FOCit February 2, 2010