Maverick: "Last night was a movie bro, I hit a girl with the vommy tommy!"
Noah: "I know what you are."
Noah: "I know what you are."
by Biocrystals March 24, 2024
a man who throws up into a bowl of spaghetti while casually masturbating to the existence of science. he would walk up to a girl on a non consensual way with fizz and then use his stinky breath to fart out all his hormones in order to create a new baby made up of diarrhoea, he fucks men by the name of mike smith because his tollie looks like a half eaten boriito that went to church on a Monday morning.
oh that man is so fucked up, definitely a Tommy mcock
a man who gets sent to death sentence for masturbating on ancient historians who like to eat restickles made up from testicular cromazones from an art form of majestic penis.
a man who gets sent to death sentence for masturbating on ancient historians who like to eat restickles made up from testicular cromazones from an art form of majestic penis.
by Bighonkjonk May 13, 2023
A video game based of fnaf, using characters: Tommy - moves from sons room to candaces room on 1st / 2nd night
Candace - has a chance to get taken by tommy, as the night guard, you have to contact doris to get her back
Candace - has a chance to get taken by tommy, as the night guard, you have to contact doris to get her back
Two Nights At Tommys Is Fatherless
by WilliamWorks644 July 28, 2024
They’re the perfect couple, when they talk it’s like there’s no one else in the room. Their arguments are passionate, when they stand close together it’s like there’s electricity buzzing in the air. Isabelle and Tommy are the ultimate power couple. The two smartest and most brilliant people I know. One day they will tule the world together.
Guy 1: Isabelle and Tommy would make such a good couple
Guy 2: I know right? I wish they would just get together already!
Guy 2: I know right? I wish they would just get together already!
by F33t 3at3r June 26, 2022
by Em.sars April 10, 2019
“I’m hammering tommy fury”
by Chach12369 February 26, 2023