Crispy Troll

A woman who, while normally somewhat attractive, obsessively tans to the point of unattractiveness. The resultant "moldy tangerine" texture of the skin causes repulsion in all men except those most desperate for sex. Members of this category usually travel in packs.

Guy A: Dude, that girl's hot! Check out that booty!
Guy B: Naw man, she's rotten. Look at her orange skin, she's a Crispy Troll. It'd be like having sex with a rotten tangerine.

by CrispyHunter April 4, 2012

Trick Troll

Something used as a Rick roll

I don’t like that my song turned into a trick troll

by Mr. Cave July 28, 2022

trolling for cops

Purposefully driving around disobeying traffic laws with the purpose of seeing if you can attract attention from traffic police.

Cops always seem attracted to my car, as if I am out <i>trolling for cops</i>.

by willz48640 November 6, 2011

Troll Hell

A place where all trolls must go!

Troll Hell

by silax ES December 20, 2014

article troll

How Yezka says "articultural."

Yezka: "I got my tattoo at Article Troll!"

by trollerofarticles February 19, 2018

FB troll

Facebook Troll
(Trollus familiarus)

A friend or family member who posts immediately on your status updates with the desire to make you look like an idiot. They may well think they are doing you a favor, and they are. Showing everyone they are the true idiot

Clark(status update)

Happy hour 4-7 at Haabs is legit, 2 dollar shrimp cocktails

20 hours ago via Email · · Like ·

Anna(comment) ur cashed in life

^^ Facebook Troll

FB trolls are nobody's friend

by Mjanelane1988 January 23, 2017

Troll Dancing

Moving one's body in vivacious manner, such that those around you believe it to be a sincere expression of joy, but your true motivations are to sow discord and mock the entire event.

"Patrick had a great time at the concert last night. Did you see him dancing?"
"Nah, that was troll dancing, bruh. He hated it."

by matrickP February 11, 2021