cum guzzling thunder walrus

extremely fat whore.

I saw a cum guzzling thunder walrus walking down the street and I think the sidewalk cried a little bit.

by Tyler R wright June 05, 2015

cum drizzling thunder cunt

A woman who after being came into, starts nagging to heights never before seen.

Man after i came in suzy, she started acting like a cum drizzling thunder cunt. I just wanted to go to sleep.

by Patrizi October 15, 2017

Dick sucking thunder cunt

This is an insult meant for the ho-iest of ho's.
This is also meant for the man ho's

Jonathan: SuCk My HoT ItAlIaN SaUsAgE
Steven: How about no you dick sucking thunder cunt

Jonathan:*fucking gets thanos snapped in his asscheeks*

by Mutated spaghetti June 20, 2019

cock juggling thunder cunt

The epitome of bitch ass cunt. The best insult ever created.

Kent is a bitch ass cunt but, Kalyn is a cock juggling thunder cunt.

by awesomeCollegePark May 27, 2009

cum guzzling thunder cunt

a name for a female who is a large whore in your neighboorhood or in your clique of friends

"damn it shannon u cum guzzling thunder cunt u had sex again"

by huge dick mcanger October 30, 2009

Cock-juggling thunder cunt

Noun: Someone who is having sex with several male partners constantly, consistently (cock-juggling), and loudly (thunder), sometimes doing so to make a point or to feel superior to others (cunt).

Person1: Man, that girl Tina keeps on tweeting about all those guys she's with.

Person2: I know right? She's such a, um, uh...

Person1: A cock-juggling thunder cunt?

Person2: *snaps* Exactly!

by RandyRubix August 11, 2016

Dr. Thunder's uvula hammer

Noun. A term used in improv to describe the penis in the event that Drop 3 is not used. In most cases, sexual references are not to be used, but in extreme cases, this term allows one to avoid saying, "dick," "cock," "schlong," or "johnson."

Prepare yourselves for the onslaught of Dr. Thunder's Uvula Hammer!

by Ethan the Impaler September 10, 2007