thing

Thing. Any noun. Whats that thing you may ask? Well, its a thing. Unlike someone else said, It can be plural. Look at all these things!

Joe: Wow, Look at all these thing!

Bob: Wtf? Look at all these thing? Did you flunk 6th grade english?

by sean_bow August 18, 2004

Thin

A condom. Used to practice safe sex.

Dude, can you grab me a thin, i don't wanna get this chick pregnant.

by Cubano Pancho April 28, 2005

Joe Biden useful for only one thing

Destroying the lives of white people who have been far more successful than I have. And won’t even help me. Alternatively, him getting in, might be a good idea. (in that way, at least)

Joe Biden useful for only one thing

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker October 29, 2020

White Thing

Located in the vagina, a small, pearly white object (NOT semen) of unknown origin and composition. Easier to locate in highly aroused females. If you can't find it, go deeper.

Got me some white thing last night...

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

thing

An object, concept, title, name, or comic book hero. Many uses of, and for this word.

Object: What's that thing on Led Zeppelin's Presence album cover.
Concept: Did you come up with any thing at all?
Title: THE THING--coming to a theater near you!
Name: Ted Cassidy played Thing on the Addams Family.
Comic book hero: The Thing is here to save us from doom!!

Ever see that cheeseburger car the Volkswagen Thing?
Not in person thank God!

by thedzone October 11, 2009

thin head

someone with a sausage shaped head

by Anonymous June 4, 2003

THING...

A mysterious orange cat with plastic, teddy-bear eyes, wet fur, and the pleasant, white smile of a hume with good dental higene which stares at you until the break of your sanity if you happen to enter a secret bathroom you did not know was there.

"THING... is in there..."
"THING... STARES at me and WON'T... STOP..."

by TH- THING?... December 22, 2008