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Man V. Machine

When you or someone has a difficult encounter with a machine
Person one: “hey, do you hear screaming???”
Person two: “yah, it’s retard day and one of them is challenging the escalator
Person one: “like Man V. Machine, lol”
by Lost guy2223 April 20, 2020
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Time machine sex

Someone you would have fucked 20 years ago but you wouldn't now
Janet is time machine sex,I would have loved to fuck her years ago but she's old fat and lumpy now
by G dogo April 3, 2022
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TOOWOOMBA TIME MACHINE

Toowoomba Time Machine
The practise of using Meth Amphetamine to absolutely excess in a sleepy little town called Toowoomba, thus removing upto 20 years from your life.
by Big Joely July 20, 2023
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customer service machine

Somebody who supplies exceptionally high levels of customer service throughout the day
Bro have you seen him? He's like a customer service machine!
by Michael CSM September 7, 2020
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Copy Machine Foreplay

When the copy machine will not work until you have opened every door and stuck your hand in every crevice to find the imaginary paper jam. You finally get irritated and turn it off and then back on and it works fine again.
I was trying to print out my invoices when I got stuck doing copy machine foreplay for 30 minutes.
by StarringBecca October 7, 2011
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The Persian Vending Machine

The act of ejaculating into a womans mouth, having her gargle it, proceeding to insert 4 quartes into her vagina (rectum if male) and having her sneeze it into your mouth. Keep in mind that pennies, nickels, and dimes will be spat back out.
Jim: Dude! Shes a total slut! I had her give me the persian vending machine!

John: Gross
by Manhandler123 March 30, 2020
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Serbian Washing Machine

When you hire a Serbian prostitute and when you start fucking her start spinning her around at and extremely rapid pace in a motion like a washing machine.
Come her blyat I'mma make you a fucking Serbian washing machine.
by bathtub69 March 10, 2020
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