Flat

A DMV (dc, northern virginia, maryland) slang meaning, “fresh”.

One may also say: “Stanley”. This is a play on words- gesturing to the famous childhood book, “Flat Stanley”.

Calling someone Stanley is calling them Flat.

*Your boy posts his fit on Instagram*

Your comment: “Flattt 🔥💯” or “Stanley 🫰”

by vimus May 26, 2022

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flat

if someone says you are flat, it means ur flat basically.
oinkawa dooru is a very well represented demonstration of this term referring to his FLAT ASS

guy 1; "ayO lOokiE hErE, ShE flat aSfFFFFf"
guy 2; "nah nah she built like a door deadass"
guy 3; " but she do be flat like thattttttt"

by hot2dmengobrrrrr May 24, 2021

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Flat Earthing

When an incoherent person who believes the earth is flat and everything is a lie rambles on about their whole belief on how it is "so obvious" that some big company would pay billions of dollars to lie to every civilian on the globe.

Flat Earther: "If the earth is round, then how come we have not been tossed into the ocean yet?"
Intellectual: "Please, stop flat earthing."

by Omega-Dragon June 2, 2018

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Flat earth privilege

means you can answer a question with a question, but also that you can demand that other people have to answer your questions. If you don’t like the answer you can ignore it and claim it is a part of the grand conspiracy. #flatearth

When he ignored the overwhelming evidence that the earth is a sphere and said the water would fall off a ball, he chose to ignore science and claimed flat earth privilege

by LuisVuittonDon January 10, 2020

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