Northern Territory Bitumen Bandit

Indigenous land dweller from the continent of Australia who enjoys a beer, blowjob and a jersey jab, all the while still stopping traffic with their unnecessary passion to sleep on the warm bitumen of the roads in the upper quadrants of the State of the Northern Territory.

Hey Neil, get a load of that "Northern Territory Bitumen Bandit", he shouldn't sleep on the road, always forgets to eat breakfast! The bloody turkey!

by The Kingsbray Chookie May 5, 2019

bandit

A human being thats gay and homosexual

bandit is a fat piece of shit

by Kozzau October 27, 2021

only bandits

Usually you’re crew your day ones the homies particularly used as a group chat name.

“Man that’s funny send it to only bandits”

by Jay_r7o2 November 21, 2023

Butlins Butter Bandit

1) A person of legendary status who terrorizes the public with the use of Butter.

2) A person wearing googles and a hood, who steals Butter.

3) someone who loves butter.

Fuck me it’s the Butlins Butter Bandit

by Save the bacon August 12, 2025

Nipple Bandit

Someone who has three nipples, suggesting that they have stolen one from someone else.

Did you see that guy at the beach, he’s a nipple bandit

by Ur fav garage raccoon June 14, 2023

Bandit

The type of guy to steal your girl. And just do everything better than you did.

You: *breaks up with GF*

Bandit: *gets with your girl*

EX-GF: "OMG! You are so much better than my ex! I love you!"

You: "Bruh"

by kingknb July 4, 2020

boohoo bandit

Someone who can often be seen at parties wearing boohoo.com clothing. This person is very stylish due to the varied refreshing affordable stylish catalog of boohoo.com

That's Ashley, he is really a boohoo bandit!

by bigdpurpletip September 12, 2022