Muff Muffler

Worn by women who are embarrassed about queefing in public.

I couldn't stop queering so I bought a muff muffler so that no one could hear it.

by V farter January 6, 2017

Muff muncher

Definition: a lesbian.

— A woman who eats pussy.

Savannah: I got a vibe that Amy is a muff muncher.
Casey: I caught her muff munching Paige in the washroom.
Savannah: Hell yes, my gaydar is working this time! Atleast I got a chance baby!

by Sheslikesunshine October 14, 2019

Muff Buffer

A slightly acidic solution applied to ones vagina to bring pH back to alkaline, control dank smells

Fuck Julia, you need muff buffer! I burnt my tongue doing one lap of your courtyard there's no way im gonna stick my dick in that.

by simomaen March 7, 2011

Muff scrubber

A mustache / goatee that collects the female ejaculate so you can taste it later on from your lip or lips. Sometimes sharing it with your friends and family.

Man I guess old girl last night didn't like my muff scrubber and it grown out too much and given her raspberries.

by Blaainiac July 9, 2024

muff scalping

v. - the act of procuring a lesbian's, usually uninitiated, love interest for yourself romantically, sexually, or both

"Jill was really into Margaret, but Jack started muff scalping her by talking to Margaret about alternatives to nuclear power and vegan recipes at the Ani DiFranco concert."

by MuffSclaper September 4, 2017

Optimus muff

A pussy that transforms from ugly to beautiful after a few drinks

Lynn was Optimus muff when her Venus flytrap became the garden of Eden after Jimmy drank a six pack

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 23, 2016

Muff Blocker

When a lesbian cuts off a man flirting with another woman.

The bullish dike just muff blocked me. Just like cock blocker. Muff blocker just cut me off.

by Chodecaptain July 31, 2018