by Shishirobotansimp August 3, 2021
Get the Muffmug. To muff dive, to muff dive is the act of a male or female(lesbian) performing cunnilingus on another female. When the male or female is performing the act of cunnilingus on their partner their mouth is busy therefore it is muffled.
(Suzanne and Amy were discussing their sexual libido and child birth)
Amy:Howard didn’t go down on me like that until after we were married and WOW I wish we had never waited.
Suzanne:Good for you girl. The only reason I let George muff dive is to muffle his damn mouth up for a few hours.
Amy:Howard didn’t go down on me like that until after we were married and WOW I wish we had never waited.
Suzanne:Good for you girl. The only reason I let George muff dive is to muffle his damn mouth up for a few hours.
by Jay & Jane June 28, 2023
Get the Muff divemug. I was talking to a 10, when her 1.5 of a friend came over and cockblocked me...from there things would pretty much go south on a dirty muff...
by SELNC January 20, 2020
Get the Go south on a dirty muffmug. Second or third generation of pubic lice eggs being formed as a result of condition being left untreated.
Ex. 1: Shannon, I just got one of your muff berries in my mouth. Alton Brown would say "That's not good eats!"
Ex. 2: Chris, there are three muff berries in my drink; are they yours? <nods> That's not kosher, bitch!
Ex. 2: Chris, there are three muff berries in my drink; are they yours? <nods> That's not kosher, bitch!
by dj.wav May 16, 2006
Get the Muff Berriesmug. by theotherwiseone November 22, 2018
Get the muff-puffmug. by absolutepower October 18, 2010
Get the Muff Cabbagemug. 