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Football Hand

While kissing, he grabbed my hair with a football hand and I liked it.
by nickname27 September 25, 2023
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football (soccer)

a fun game where the lads bully year 7’s on the 4g
by idektbf November 19, 2021
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Football

People in their 20s beat the living shit out of each other for a fucking brown ball
Bob: wanna play football

John: sure let’s fuckin beat etchothers asses for a ball
Bob:Bet
by Maddox Spencer March 15, 2022
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Football math

Dumb logic this originated because a lot of football there is bad math being used
Man what type of logic is this? Football math?
by Fieryfury March 1, 2020
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Football camp syndrome

All college football players experience this during fall camp. You either want to jump off a cliff or will be willing to have sex with a 1. You will contemplate life and your career with this syndrome
“Yo bro I think I’m done after this year”
“Bro that’s just that football camp syndrome kicking in
by Footballman12321 August 7, 2022
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National Christmas hat Football And Soccer player makeout day

December 16, The day wear all christmas hat wearing football and soccer players must find a mate and makeout
Hey dude tomorrow is national christmas hat football and soccer player makeout day
by psycoman4574 December 14, 2023
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