Bite me

Used to say to someone when they are talking to much or talking a whole load of crap.

Emily: So basically I did this yesterday and blah blah blah
Sandra:bite me

by suckmaballz August 20, 2021

The Dog Bites the Cock

Used when you unwittingly do something that you know is a dumb idea but you do it anyways.

When you let a dog off his leash around a group of chicken. Inevitably "The Dog Bites the Cock".

by WelcomeParty985 June 28, 2021

IKEA Bite

Wounds attained from assembling IKEA furniture. Typically the ones that have metal rods and such that need to bend so the screws line up.

I have an IKEA bite on my hand from a particularly nasty Lillåsen that I assembled while moving into a college apartment.

by Shepherd Guy August 22, 2022

don’t let the bed bugs bite

Don’t piss the bed

Good night! Don’t let the bed bugs bite

by LouLana August 31, 2022

Bite your dick off energy

The vibe that a crazy bitch gives off. She’d bite your dick off at anytime but you’d still hook up with her anyways.

That girl over there, major bite your dick off energy.

by sanfymanfy September 14, 2022

bites the dog

A. When something sucks beyond all levels
B. When all plans failed
C. When everything just completely sucks (sometimes including a profane adjective)

A. "That is total bullshit! That just completely bites the dog!"
B. "Great idea, dickhead. That just bites the dog. Any other brilliant ideas?"
C. "This bites the fucking dog!"

by MistaJ478 September 15, 2022

bear bite

CB Radio slang for "traffic ticket". So called because police officers are known as "Smokey Bears" (or just "smokies" or "bears") due to their wearing of campaign hats.

Smokey caught me doin' 60 in a 55 so he gave me a bear bite

by Russellsroughneck September 15, 2022