Sick af

Apparantly when a dog eats a chocolate bar it becomes this. Some signs may include: Sick pair of shades, kickass hat, joint that magically floats down to his mouth as he grinds on a rail and sticking the landing

Yo, my dog ate my chocolate and now he sick af!

by JONVANGOGH May 29, 2018

sick phat

Something thats extremely cool.

Mel:I just won concert tickets..
Kiera:Sick Phat!!

by mdaviss99 April 24, 2006

sick of your shit

when someone has done you wrong so many times they made you realise you don’t want them anymore.

“i promise you, you’re the only one”
“i’m sick of your shit, just continue in with your life and i will try to continue on with mine”

by hdidbsodndjs November 30, 2018

Sick Bay Commando

Any member of the Armed Forces that is either constantly at a medical facility, constantly complaining of being sick or injured, or both. In general, these are the people who work harder trying to get out of work than they would by doing the initial tasks assigned to them.

SGT: Hey, where is PFC Blake?

CPL: He is at medical.

SGT: WHAT!? AGAIN!? That guy is a freaking sick bay commando. He is worthless. I guess we will all have to carry the load for him again, as always.

by cobra_pit_viper October 16, 2008

Sick of Her shit

No matter how good looking she is, Somebody, somewhere is sick of putting up with her.

"Dude, she is way to hot to be single!"

"Just Remember somebody is sick of her shit"

"Yea, on second thought I wouldnt touch her with Lundbergs Dick."

by Guywhosbeenthere April 21, 2012

Wood Thief's Sickness

A condition where extremely fine splinters of wood embed in the dermal layer slowly working toward the heart, lungs and brain over a period of 2 - 5 years. Side effects can include, an extreme affinity for Microsoft Excel, over measuring and having the name Danny. Only affects people who have touched or burnt stolen firewood i.e. thieves or petty criminals.

Danny stole firewood from his brother's front porch and now he has Wood Thief's Sickness

by toomanydavids April 26, 2015

reorientation sickness

1. A feeling similar to vertigo when you look around and realize you're not where you thought you were

2. The disorientation that one may experience when going through a major transition or questioning one's identity/beliefs. Tastes like melancholy, disillusionment, regret, and withered hopes.

"I hate sleeping in hammocks. They give me awful reorientation sickness"

"I can't go to summer camp, I'll get reorientation sickness."
"That sucks. Want some tea?"
"Yeah. Thanks."

by Dupliciglot June 19, 2015