lunch table loner

Someone who eats alone at lunch, usually one of racist or hateful ideologies

that dude is a lunch table loner, he despises black people

by alqudsi117 September 14, 2017

Open table

Calls for a celebration with the person who has to open table pays for the meals or drinks.

"I received my appointment!"
" Well, open table tonight then!"

by Lordraja December 14, 2018

Nathaniel Tablanza

Ugly fag

Ew it’s Nathaniel Tablanza

by aslafyolo29 March 7, 2019

The Table Flip

When you just finished hate fucking a girl, doggy style, and you flip her off of your cock, forcing her into a somersault.

Yo, I used The Table Flip on my X after giving her one last ride! She rolled off the bed!

by Sirup January 23, 2021

Orange tabby

A domesticated miniature lion with bipolar disorder, accompanied with violent schizophrenic tendencies, also popularly known as, a cat.

Mom, I swear, it was my orange tabby who made these scratches—I am on Zoloft now!!!

by Tripp’s mom December 29, 2022

coke on tables

Contrary to the popular verb form of the word (to have coke on tables), the noun implies no actual drug use. Coke on tables simply connotes a situation in which an epic party is worthy of said coke on tables.

Man, at this house party, there gone be coke on tables (however in my mind I have no intentions of drug use...).

by ThomasW123 June 18, 2008

Amusement Park Table

A table, usually at a coffee shop, with one leg shorter than the other three.

See Amusement Park Chair

What the fuck, I can't put my expensive laptop on this Amusement Park Table, it could fall off.

Another Amusement Park Table?! Let's find a table that doesn't remind me of Space Mountain.

The tables in Six Flags are more stable than Starbucks' Amusement Park Tables.

by SpenzFingoooooo April 22, 2010