One Direction is a UK boy band that consists of five young rascals, Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, and Louis Tomlinson. They make the females go crazy. Like really, CRAZY BRO. What these poor females don't understand is that these young rascals are flaming homosexuals. Yes that's right ladies, FAGGOTS. Some would say that they just have a "bromance" but their interactions with each other on camera is proof that their "bromance" is much more homoerotic than friendly man love.
"What direction do five gay guys walk? One Direction."
Tommy: Hey bro my dog is acting more queer than One Direction."
Jimmy: "Burn the poor bastard then."
Tommy: Hey bro my dog is acting more queer than One Direction."
Jimmy: "Burn the poor bastard then."
by TheHolyGrailofMadness July 19, 2012
Get the One Directionmug. "Might even go one percent and order some bacon cheese fries to start with!"
"Damn Todd, nice scarf...is that cashmiere?"
Todd: "You know that's right...1% baby!"
"Damn Todd, nice scarf...is that cashmiere?"
Todd: "You know that's right...1% baby!"
by Staxx on Z1043 November 21, 2011
Get the One percentmug. The biggest pile of wank known to humanity. Each member in the boy band, stick each others genitalia in each others back passage. Forming a circle, whilst singing "This is what makes me beautiful."
Most girls say "me 4 harry styles" etc etc etc. When actually the boys don't even know they exist.
Nearly as gay as Justin Beiber.
Most girls say "me 4 harry styles" etc etc etc. When actually the boys don't even know they exist.
Nearly as gay as Justin Beiber.
Judith: "Ohhh, that was painful i just shat out One Direction."
Casandra: " Oh that smells awful, oh Judith that's disgraceful!"
Gerald: "Judith, let me see!"
*10 seconds later*
*Gerald vomits over Casandra's face whilst Casandra is in so shock she shits out Justin Beiber.*
Casandra: " Oh that smells awful, oh Judith that's disgraceful!"
Gerald: "Judith, let me see!"
*10 seconds later*
*Gerald vomits over Casandra's face whilst Casandra is in so shock she shits out Justin Beiber.*
by donkeyballs95 August 23, 2012
Get the One Directionmug. The gayest boy band the world has ever seen. Consisting of homosexuals girls claim that one of the queers are theirs to marry. But they can't because there all HOMOSEXUAL QUEERS FROM HELL. They have a club called gay teenagers of the world (GTW). Their leader is the gayest of all of them called Justin Bieber. They all have orgies every night with each other. They have the worst music since Hannah Montana and The Jonas Brothers.
"Hey have your heard of One Direction?"
"You mean that gay boy band with the suck ass music"
"Yeah them.."
"You mean that gay boy band with the suck ass music"
"Yeah them.."
by Wealthybigdick September 30, 2012
Get the One Directionmug. -why I stopped going to Claire's
-the vile beast that ate away at my little sister's brain
-the reason I hate most of my grade
-the ONLY THING WORSE than Justin Bieber
-the only bad artist(s) that came out of England (congrats you just fucked it up for your whole country) (or Ireland I don't really care!! I can just see all the Nial fans now!!
-the vile beast that ate away at my little sister's brain
-the reason I hate most of my grade
-the ONLY THING WORSE than Justin Bieber
-the only bad artist(s) that came out of England (congrats you just fucked it up for your whole country) (or Ireland I don't really care!! I can just see all the Nial fans now!!
"He's from Ireland!! Get your facts straight!!"
-Directioner(or whatever the fuck One Direction fans call themselves)
"Yeah, well I'm from America!! Go fuck yourself!"
-Me
"Ugh, we are never getting back together! like ever!!"
-Taylor XD
-Directioner(or whatever the fuck One Direction fans call themselves)
"Yeah, well I'm from America!! Go fuck yourself!"
-Me
"Ugh, we are never getting back together! like ever!!"
-Taylor XD
by #bossassbitch May 24, 2014
Get the One Directionmug. An "angry one" is a an aggressive wank where one thinks very bad thoughts about a person of the opposite sex in a bid to ejeculate in record time.
Care must be taken not to inflict injury on one's own member.
Often the mental scenario will include a female participant whose beef curtains will never be encountered by the beater of the meat.
Care must be taken not to inflict injury on one's own member.
Often the mental scenario will include a female participant whose beef curtains will never be encountered by the beater of the meat.
A: Hey, look at that girl over there, her tits are awesome
B: Indeed they are
A: Well, I hear she's so rude she lets you fuck her up the trumper on the first date
B: {disappears behind nearest tree and fires off an angry one whilst picturing himself being the star of the aforementioned cock/ass situation}
B: Indeed they are
A: Well, I hear she's so rude she lets you fuck her up the trumper on the first date
B: {disappears behind nearest tree and fires off an angry one whilst picturing himself being the star of the aforementioned cock/ass situation}
by Diddly October 20, 2004
Get the Angry onemug. A British "Pop" Band composed of Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, and Zayn Malik. The only reason I actually know this is because I literally can't go through one week without hearing how "hot" Harry is, or how Niall will always be better that Zayn, from a fangirl that irritates the shit out of me. I'll admit, they actually have decent voices, which is more than I can say for the Jonas Brothers. Yeah, remember them? Anyway, they don't remotely deserve the success they have achieved. They get people with real talent, like Tom Fletcher, to write their songs. And those are the ones that are more original than, ooh, I Love you baby, you're so beautiful, i see it, even if you don't. I think Skrillex's lyrics have more diversity than "What Makes You Beautiful."OK, so moving on to their fans. "Directioners." Yep, We give nicknames to fans now. (I wonder what we would have called fans of Led Zeppelin back in the day, Hindenburgers?) Anyway, One Direction fans stick to their band like a cult. They can be the most vicious people I know. I would say about 95% of One Direction Fans like them for their looks. I'll admit, they are pretty good looking. But if you are making money for your looks, then stick to modeling, and let 13 year-old girls drool over you then. You'd actually have some credibility for your work. So, you might be asking me, what about the other 5 percent? If they actually like them for their music, then they just have bad taste.
FanGirl: OMG! Harry is just so hot! He is so mine! I'm going to marry him and he's going to have my kids and we'll live happily ever after! *sigh*
FanGirl2: Uh, EXCUSE ME! Niall, is like, so better, and like, cuter than Harry! Harry is always, like, the front man, and Niall never gets any, like, credit for all that he does for One Direction.
Reasonable Person: You realize that neither of them are going to marry you, or go out with you, or have sex with you. They're most likely going to marry supermodels and then divorce them after 2 years, and then re-marry 3 more times until they just fall into disrepair and all the 10-14 year old girls in the world abandon them and drool over some other boy band. Now with that I will take my leave. *walks away while blasting Stairway to Heaven*
FanGirl2: Uh, EXCUSE ME! Niall, is like, so better, and like, cuter than Harry! Harry is always, like, the front man, and Niall never gets any, like, credit for all that he does for One Direction.
Reasonable Person: You realize that neither of them are going to marry you, or go out with you, or have sex with you. They're most likely going to marry supermodels and then divorce them after 2 years, and then re-marry 3 more times until they just fall into disrepair and all the 10-14 year old girls in the world abandon them and drool over some other boy band. Now with that I will take my leave. *walks away while blasting Stairway to Heaven*
by Mr. Truth-Speaker June 19, 2013
Get the One Directionmug.