Straight jargon

Speech or writing with convoluted amounts of straightness. Typically and unnecessarily used to disrupt the gays enjoyment of life.

Examples of straight jargon:

1. "Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?"

2. "We're having our Fantasy League NFL draft tomorrow night if you want to join."
3. "You connect the male coaxial cable to the female connector."
4. Any quote from the Office or Fast & Furious movies

Gay Male: "We're going to some gays bars tonight"
Straight Male: "Perfect, I love free drinks."
Gay Male: "Literally nobody invited you."

by CST507 November 11, 2021

Straight Greasing

The proficient art of chatting up girls

Look at Antonio Slopez over there straight greasing

by Johnny Weasel February 26, 2015

Straight Chillers

An epic or cool person, place, moment or thing.

bro, your new album cover is straight chillers

by Roadman Alex October 7, 2023

Straight Fight

When two people fist fight, no name calling. Just hits.

She will straight fight that girl for her man, and knock her out.

by Spontaneous February 20, 2011

Straight edge

School kid who plan's to kill himself with knife.

Dylan with a Y was straight edge.

by StreetsmartJeremy October 19, 2019

Super straight

Just a bunch of jackass that are trying to hide the fact that there transphobic

Guy 1: I don’t date trans people

Guy 2:that’s transphobia

Guy 1:naw it’s cool I’m super straight

Guy 2: stupid ass mf Just because you give transphobia new name does it mean it’s not transphobia

by My TikTok is arson nuggets March 7, 2021

Super Straight

A sexuality formed in the 21st century popularizing on tiktok. It is for gay man who are closeted haunted by thoughts of beastality and maybe even acts against children. They don’t like other lgbtq+ Because it is too mature for a child or adult to comprehend and thus when they sleep with those over 18 they can not be trans nor a furry. They may also possess auth right tendencies in some instances. Kinks include but are not limited to: Pissing, Shitting, Sadism etc

“They are a Super Straight. Wow thats weird.”
“Ikr.”

by Lgbtq+ Professional. March 6, 2021