Teacher

Satan

Jim:I see Satan.
Mary: No, that’s just our math teacher

by Dragonlord98 May 17, 2021

teacher

a teacher is stain's secretary to hell, the average teacher is an old white lady with glasses that for some reason hates guys and is nice to girls.here's an example down below

*girl fails test*
girl: oh no I failed the the test
teacher: oh i'm sorry here I'll let you retake it
*guy fails test*
guy: oh no I failed the test
teacher: so what just get over it and do better on the next test

by cole_stevens69 May 24, 2021

RS teacher

Probably a really nice person that just teaches an annoying subject.

Jim:My RS teacher sucks
Bob:Me too
Billy:Guys it’s the subject

by Georgethegenome June 8, 2021

Bitchy teachers

These teachers are the type of teachers that purposely move you to the front because you are “talking to much” or “distracting others” or are just horrible in general or even sometimes, a waste of space in school.

Miss S was such a bitchy teacher today!!

Miss moved me to the front. She is such a bitchy teacher! Bitchy teachers: horrible people

by swag child :D June 13, 2021

teacher

lots of the time a fucking bitch that doesnt care about kids. they usually take the fun out of kids to make them feel better.
they will get mad over nothing and get so mad that they tell everyone in the staff and they will your parents and lie about what happened. they also ruin the kids day

the teacher ruined my day :(

by sewdyer June 17, 2021

teacher's hoe

A teacher's hoe is a variant of a teacher's pet, with their constant sucking up and tattling to the teachers and/or school authorities such as principals and school cops. They are often bullied severely and as a result, hide behind authorities to avoid bullying. Unlike the teacher's pet, a teacher's hoe has little academic success and aren't brainy, they only suck up to teachers to avoid being bullied. They often have disabilities, and this is a result of 1. The poor treatment of kids with disabilities and 2. A "run-to-teacher" attitude to bullying, where instead of standing up for yourself or fighting your bullies, these poor souls are taught to tattle to the teachers and to ignore the bullying, as a result becoming fully dependent on the teachers. They often become totally socially inept and institutionized in a way, and they can't socialise or function properly due to being pampered by teachers. They often hang out with teachers all the time and become the favorites of the teachers.

Jessica: Ain't that a shame, Ava is always hanging out at the teacher's office at lunch, probably because she doesn't wanna get beat up at lunch!
Lily: Shame what the system taught her, they didn't teach her how to defend herself, they brainwashed her and turned her into a teacher's hoe!

by Smurkio August 18, 2024

Teacher's Pet

Probably one of the most self-centered egomaniacs you'll ever come across. They often flatter the teacher to gain favor, believe they must always achieve perfect scores on exams, essays etc. and tend to get others they don’t like into trouble. On top of that, they can't stand any criticism of the teacher, the school system, or even the assignments they’re given. If you so much as question anything, they’ll jump at the chance to lecture you, acting like you're somehow in the wrong for not agreeing with their perfect, unquestioning approach. And don’t even get them started on their grades, getting a 99% on a test is practically the end of the fucking world for them, as if anything less than perfect is a personal failure. And finally, they'll also remind the teacher about every homework assignment, sometimes even before it's due, just to make sure no one forgets and their precious record stays untarnished.

God I hate that fucking bitch so fucking much, I swear to god, if that teacher's pet reminds Mister Terrible one more time about the homework, I am going to kill her.

by Urban Infinity 2.0 November 23, 2024