Last-Resort soft serve

If you’re truly desperate for some soft serve ice cream, but you don’t have any, you can bend over your asshole, shit in your mouth, and boom. Soft serve. Note that the ice cream tastes like shit.

Aye, I’m really craving some soft serve ice cream, but I don’t have any handy. Last-resort soft serve time!

by Reed1103 April 25, 2019

Pee Pee Soft

When your homie is being a dick burglar and your at work just chillin.

Friend: Calls you at work and tries order a pizza and you work at an auto parts store.

Guy: What the fuck you Pee Pee Soft go away.

by Quack_Sauce May 27, 2020

cleveland soft serve

feeding your girlfriend half a laxitive for just the right consistancy, having her bend a fresh biscuit into a waffle cone.

it sure was hot out, i was sweating right through my motor oil stained wife beater. i had to get out of that damned sun or i would surely overheat. i looked to the house for shelter when i caught veronica in the kitchen window preparing a couple of cleveland soft serves, "i'm saved" i thought. i rushed to the door where she met me with the treats, "mmmm delish" i said right down to the extra nuts!

by billy bushka January 4, 2007

snoft

1. v. (snoft, snofted) To gain the upper hand in a way that makes the victim feel foolish.
2. (was snofted, got snofted) To be on the receiving end of a snoft.
2. To dismiss a partner in a way that they cannot see coming; a betrayal.
3. n. The act of gaining the upper hand.

It's starting to look like Bush got snofted in Iraq.

That was a pretty good snoft you pulled on the phone company.

by Ren September 13, 2003

Soft Serve

A guy squats, while his girl sits beneath him with an ice cream cone. The girl then proceeds to pull on the guy's erect unit as if she were pulling the lever on a soft serve ice cream dispenser. Once the "lever" is pulled, the guy releases his soft serve-like doodoo into her ice cream cone. She then can get "whipped cream" to top her soft serve by jacking off/blowing the guy. At this point, it's up to the guy to decide whether she eats it or not, but she at least has to lick it.

"I gave my bitch some of my chocolate nut fudge soft serve last night."

by Pilotwings87 December 3, 2007

soft butt

A guy of questionable sexuality and/or moral character.

I saw Gian at the club the other night, dancing with another dude. I always knew that nigga was soft butt.

Aww shucks! This nigga's soft butt!!

Ey, watch out for dude over there... I heard he's soft butt.

by The Real Room 112 December 19, 2008

soft

An adjective describing someone who does not live up to the social standard of a second party because they lack spontaneity and or social-courage. This person often rejects offers or invites to social gatherings where a social risk may be presented. They often go to sleep early, don't go hard in the paint, and listen to Weezer.

1. Hey Dan, wanna grab a few drinks at Lazy's tonight! Beers are only one dollar!
2. Naaa Leo, I'm too soft...

by Dinich's Spinach June 16, 2011