spermatogeddon

to die due to one too many loads while partaking in the act of bukkake.

Spermatogeddon was the perfect name for the first ever porn snuff film.

by tellitizaman September 16, 2010

sperm spear

big long schlong that sprays there baby yogurt all over the bitches face.

dan: man christy came to work today looking like shit
dylan: oh yea, it looks like she got leaked on by sperm spear.

by jaco21 April 26, 2011

Sperm Genocide

A swift kick to the bad place.

Don't ask her out, I heard she committed Sperm Genocide on the last guy who did.

by Bobert2350q34 June 11, 2011

Sperm Shirt

A T-shirt not meant to be worn, but rather to be made into a makeshift vagina of sorts; to collect semen after ejaculation during masturbation.

Never throw out your old t-shirts, they can easily be turned into a great sperm shirt.

by Maars August 6, 2011

spermelicious

sperm that people (usually girls) find more desirable to get,

usually to explain how delicious someones semen is or how great is someones semen during intercourse
usually described to a male who is good at sex.

-"that guy is very spermelicous", "why not get with him"
- "his cock is so spermelicious i can still taste it"

by animal98able November 6, 2011

Sperm Whale

To get a head in a hot tub from a girl with a trachea and when you are cuming you jam your dick down her throat so that when she comes up from under water she blows your load out her trachea like a whales blowhole.

Curtis: Hey man, I made Tracy with the trachea do the "Sperm Whale"!

Nate: No way, "Sperm Whales" are the shit. Almost as good as a blumpkin.

by Tragicmangina August 5, 2014

Sperm tears

The act of crying sperm through your eyes.

Don’t lie to me girl, I can see your sperm tears! Tell me what happened.

by Spinner23 May 17, 2018