jesus serpent

when a serpent is as hot as jug head and as daddy material as FP with the hot as hell persona of toni

"NO MOM Kanye West is a jesus serpent not bill cosby" or also

"damn i'd like to smash that jesus serpant of a man they call jimmy fallon"

by kindofanicon June 12, 2018

Jack spence

A person who is admired by many

A great person to talk to

Jack spence, the truest most loyal trust worthy person you will ever meet

I aspire to be a jack spence
I was to be just like jack spence
Your a great friend you are a jack spence

by Jack.s.28 May 9, 2018

kd spencer

A talented person, who is humble and good at solving problems

KD Spencer is very well educated and a pleasure to know

by A strong person October 9, 2018

midgard serpent

When a guy's dick is so big, he wraps it around her neck, and while choking her, cums in her eye.

The wife had a hard time getting to sleep tonight, so I whipped my dick out and gave her the old Midgard Serpent. Bet she didn't see that cumming!

by Dave-Landon November 17, 2018

binge spending

going months without buying anything and then suddenly, splurging on shit you don't need

I haven't bought anything in months, but I just finished binge spending when I went to the mall and bought $1000 worth of stuff.

by slnvixen June 25, 2019

alex spence

Famous man called Alex Spence

Formally known as Alexander Spence,

He won the world record for the coolest man alive

Hey, is that Alex Spence over there, Im gonna get a photo with him

by Samdestroyer April 19, 2019

Kyrian Spencer douglas

Someone who lies and manipulates, has no friends, is a pussy, talks the talk but doesn't walk the walk, someone who can't admit that they are a fat ass, and is super super gay.

I'm kyrian Spencer Douglas and I suck so much dick that the cum gets stuck in my lungs so I sound like a horse

by Horse lungs 1000 August 18, 2019