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Nocturnal Sponge

A creature of the night, the nocturnal sponge is seldom seen by people because they rest or sleep in the daytime. These creatures move around and feed mainly during the night and we seldom observe their activities.

Nocturnal sponges generally have highly developed senses of hearing and smell, and specially adapted eyesight. The nocturnal sponge has been known to 'hoard' belongings, as a way of marking out its territory. When seen out during the day time, they tend to move slowly but generally speaking are gentle and safe to approach.
It is 8pm, and the nocturnal sponge has not yet emergeed from its hiding place...
by Oh so fine December 2, 2010
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Fun Sponge

A Fun Sponge is when a person or yourself sucks all the fun out of a certain situation.
Oh shut up. Stop being a fun sponge.
by Scoodle948 August 6, 2011
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salamander sponge

a moistened or wet piece of toilet paper or tissue that is used to soothe the butt hole after dropping a burning painful duece.
I just took the biggest crap I ever took. My asshole is burning so bad, I need a salamander sponge.
by j7fk13 September 24, 2011
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Dry sponge

When a man is playing a videogame with his friends leaves in the middle of a game or important part if the game such as a boss fight to go talk to a girlfriend.
"Dan is such a dry sponge because he left in the middle of a boss fight to go talk to his girlfriend on skype".
by Fearedstick13 July 1, 2017
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cake splooge

When you force a cake in someone’s ass and they reverse nut out the butt
I gave My friend the biggest cake splooge last night.
by Masterzabo December 5, 2017
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Staten Island Splooge

Originating on Discord by two dumbfucks, the Islander Splooge is the act of two men jizzing in a woman's ear, shaking her head violently, and then sticking straws up her nostrils to suck out the fluids.
"Have you ever tried the Staten Island Splooge?"
"No, what is it?"
"come find out."
by Sandrea II May 29, 2021
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saggy,downward danglers,banana boobs,spange,spongebob

Downward danglers is a term for very banana formed boobs, (like incredible long ones) that is broadly used in Northern Scotland.
DANM, can i have a slurpee slurp of those saggy,downward danglers,banana boobs,spange,spongebob.
by Mrmonkeynig January 25, 2022
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