Soft-boiled lesbian

A straight woman whose type appears to be eggs (guys who haven't realized they're trans women yet). Often repeatedly goes after men with soft feminine sides, only to find herself accidentally dating another woman.

Originally seen used by Reddit user /u/babification_

"Jeez, I've never seen a straight woman go after so many bottoms..."
"Yeah, and they all turn out to be girls too, she's a real soft-boiled lesbian"

by whispy82 October 09, 2023

Soft Cake

A woman with large breasts, a big ass, and a thicc belly and thighs.

Guy 1: "yo did you see the new girl at Subway?"
Guy 2: "oh that thicc ass Soft Cake? Fuck yeah I did."

by WretchedWyrm June 10, 2021

soft clipper

The soft clipper's job is to curl frequencies and limit them.
Narnia approved.

"What a gay clipper" , "Tom! Did you ate your clipper? ", "You're such a soft clipper!"

by Willix ned member May 16, 2020

75 soft

When you're a little bitch and you fail 75 soft

cbass failed 75 hard so he's 75 soft

by RMR104 February 20, 2022

Soft Wood

When you have not quite an erection, or the post mini-erection after masturbation or sex. Can also be achieved through mild horniness.

Guy 1: Hello, I have soft wood.
Guy 2: ok

by TheNerdCrusader January 25, 2022

Soft serving

A verb used when someone or something has a loose/soft shit that swirls and takes on the appearance of ice cream.

Girl: "My dog is sick, she was just soft serving all over the yard!"
Guy: "Yeah, it's gonna be a while before I can eat ice cream again..."

by mushmushbear March 24, 2015

Soft-Serving

Usually a boy does this to himself, but soft serving is the action of giving a handjob to someone.

“Last night i Soft-served( Soft-Serving) myself”
Jp Spartapigbob

by Jp Spartapigbob June 15, 2022