Sante Fe soft serve

Sante Fe soft serve: shit semi-soft Mexican food consisting of mainly corn and translucent lettuce into a waffle cone and preferably feed to low brow hookers

Then she wanted dessert. So I gave that thot a Sante Fe soft serve.

by Sante Fe soft serve October 4, 2016

soft serve lever

When you have an erection and you squat down. Then someone grabs your member and pulls it down while you shit into a waffle cone.

Steve: You'll never believe what sarah and jamie did last night!
Adam: Did you use the soft serve lever?
Steve: You bet i did. There's a reason they call me Mr.Waffle Cone. They ate it all!
Adam: Wow...

by AT&T U-Verse November 9, 2015

soft shelling

When your penis has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.

I keep soft shelling, so when girls ask to see it they laugh at first.

by Nick_neus69 November 24, 2015

soft shelling

When your penis has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.

I keep soft shelling, so when girls ask to see it they laugh at first.

by Nick_neus69 November 24, 2015

delran soft shoe

When a new addition to an existing work force gets human fecal matter delicately inserted into their gym shoes unbeknownst to the owner.

Karen's been here long enough to finally be initiated into the group with a good ol' Delran soft shoe.

by Rubberbabbybuggybumper March 25, 2016

Soft Stuff

Any area of the body particularly vulnerable to attack, i.e. the belly or genitals. Euphemistically, this is meant to convey any vulnerability, be it emotional, physical or otherwise.

A'int that a kick in the soft stuff?

Just hit em in the soft stuff and walk away.

by ihavemadefire June 24, 2019

Soft

Marley blake of bhs. And young creigery .

Hey look rass its k***** ...dont cry u soft.

by Pactoid June 24, 2019