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Snake Foodie

Snake Foodies is a subgroup of the Snake Lovers.
they become aroused with the idea of snakes forced down its slimy throat, being steadily dissolved as they get swallowed into this tight, dark space is a very relaxing thing for them to daydream about... yup, pleasure from the thought of death... (づ ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ )づ The fuck?
"I'm a Snake Foodie!"

"wtf is a Snake Foodie?"
"Snake Foodies want to be snake food, the best way to die :D"
by HappySnakePreson September 3, 2018
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Steak-Snake

A beefsteak which has been skillfully fashioned into the shape of a snake. By carefully carving a steak into one long strip, it takes on the likeness of a snake. A stick with a long thread is often attached to the head of the steak-snake so that one can create the illusion that the snake is alive. A steak-snake is suitable as a gift and is often presented to children on Christmas morning after which it quickly becomes their favourite plaything. Children can often be seen playing with steak-snakes well into March/April once the aroma of the steak has become intolerably pungent. It is not out of the ordinary for steak-snakes to be further decorated with a tongue and eyes crafted respectively from carrot and black peppercorns.
David - "I don't know what to get Johnny for Christmas. Do you have any ideas?"

Mark - "Yeah man, make him a steak-snake, kids love steak-snakes."

"I've had it with these motherfucking steaks on this motherfucking plane!"
by I've heard of one. June 6, 2018
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Blade Snake

A mystic and otherworldly persona from the Ghanaian art and music scene. Also known as God Bod: The Purest, The Tempest.
by DomTheDemon July 16, 2019
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Snake & Bake

Smoking one or more fat joints while gossiping
Hey bro, wanna snake & bake tonight?
Yeee lord, I have some hot a$$ tea to spill!
by SugarSara December 9, 2019
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Solid Snake

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Soak the Snake

When you leave your penis in a woman’s vagina, but don’t move. You soak.

Alternatively, the way Mormons circumvent the prohibition on pre-marital sex.
She let me soak the snake for five hours last night, I thought I was in a sensory depravation tank. Just spit on it my dude.
by Taint long June 1, 2019
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E-snake

someone you befriend online and uses you only to their advantage.
that girl i met on discord was such an e-snake. she only messages me when she is sad. can’t we talk about something else?
by meadowboi June 19, 2019
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